Your Local Delusional

[niredsw]

You can call me Rin or Asher! I don't really care about pronouns but i mainly go by they/them!

Bi/omni/pan i dont really care anymore

I've recently learned i've been diagnosed with adhd since i was 7 so yeah lets make people know

English isn't my first language so please warn me if i have any mistakes

Please remember that I’m a minor so I don’t want any nsfw/kink accounts following me or interacting with me. Also i don't want any gofundme asks since i cant help. You will be blocked if you send one. Thank you.

Sbg masterlist

Tags (if i don't forget to tag):

fics/art #felt creative might delete tho

theories #well i just noticed

rb convos with friends #listentomyheartubeatu

asks #im all ears

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A/N: if you have any questions im happy to answer them =3

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[blakesreefium]

hai

car

may i chomp the car ?

[niredsw]

yes you may

[niredsw]

haven't been here for a long time but

HAPPY PRIDE EVERYONE

[laterkiss]

happy pride month 🏳️‍🌈

[redstonedust]

its fun to remember we can use the big text if we want. bonjour motherfuckers. i'm posting loud as hell now.

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

teen shocked when eating food energises them & stabilises mood

[niredsw]

@blakesreefium 👀

[blakesreefium]

THEN WHY DIDNT IT WORK WHEN I TRIED ???

[niredsw]

skill issue tbh

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

teen shocked when eating food energises them & stabilises mood

[niredsw]

@blakesreefium 👀

[titsliker]

theres a trump supporter in my media arts major and sometimes my professor will ask him something simple like "whats the difference between ethics and the law" and he'll (i kid you not) say shit like "uhhh its like. honestly i thought that was like the same thing" and then my professor will give the rest of the class a mischievous knowing look

[titsliker]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

[mellowminty]

what about alaska

are we then normal canada

[saahs]

canada a bit to the left

[officialvatican]

[conflagreat]

What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

[starshipenterprisee-blog]

[danyinfj]

[te-odora]

i cried my ass of laughing

[plonts]

[prinxessleia-deactivated2016032]

WARM CANADA

i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD

[hypnomega]

I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names

[pebbles5ever]

[the-archivist-system]

@valentine-villefort

[fizzyfr0g3]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[texcritterspizzajamboree]

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

[meme-loving-stuck]

this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible

[kaban-bang]

[larkandkatydid]

It’s cool how we found the secret elixir that cures all human disease and it’s in this guy’s bitey little mouth

[larkandkatydid]

What this guy’s bitey little mouth has been recently up to:

[sauriansolutions]

This is why scientists study everything.

[mikkeneko]

Put this picture in your pocket, next time you get into an argument with someone about 'useless' scientific studies, ask them "Do you think that we should give funding to study the mating habits of endangered iguanas in the Sonoran desert, or should we be funding cures for alzheimer's and diabetes?" and then when they say "Of course we should be using that money to fund cures!" you can whip out this picture and say "trick question, it's the same thing"

[a-book-of-creatures]

[niredsw]

Last day being 16 how do you feel?🎤

i have a very normal gif for this

[niredsw]

Cannot fucking believe i am about to become 17 in a day.

The Fuck.

[egberts]

please, call me dip. mr. shit was my father

[mynorthernattitude]

please accept my sincerest oopsie daises

[melancholic-whimsy]

ask game: you stalk my blog and then tell me what you think is wrong with me