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Gay, hungry, and probably in cosplay.

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[adamsmasher]

hi I’m a therapist some people come to me to break down severe childhood trauma some people come to me because their job is super stressful some people come to me because they’re worried all the time about stuff that they know they shouldn’t be worried about but they worry anyway some people come to me because they’re bad at focusing some people come to me because their mom said they should but they’re enjoying the experience anyway what i’m saying is there is no wrong time, reason, or explanation to come see a therapist. we’re ready for you.

[starfire003]

Reblogging because someone probably needs to hear this.

[alekdar]

[ineffectualdemon]

“Babies only cry if they are hungry, need changing, or need to be picked up”

Lies

Babies (and small children) also cry for reasons such as:

1. “I am tired and that makes me angry”

2. “I scared myself with a fart”

3. “You are the wrong parent”

4. “I ran into something with my face”

5. “I’m facing the opposite direction then the one I want to”

6. “I fell asleep in one place and woke up somewhere completely different”

7. “I am a very small person in a very big world”

8. “I got scared because YOU farted”

Babies have more then 3 states of being and sometimes you just have to hold them and bounce them gently while saying solemnly “yes it is very hard to be a baby” because frankly it is

[aconfusedbird]

you have to remember that when you’re that tiny… pretty much any bad thing that happens to you is LITERALLY the WORST thing that has ever happened in your life. they have no perspective. everything is awful. help them

[let-tyrants-fear]

#everything is happening for the first time and they cant even google it  

[laufyeson]

I want every single one of you to stop scrolling and look at this photo:

Do you see that? That’s Sam holding his shield.

Now click on the photo and zoom in. Zoom in on his face, zoom in on the shield.

Take in the POWER of this photo because that is Captain America and I will not accept anyone saying otherwise. Thank you for coming to my TED talk

[finjadraws]

Our new Captain America!!! You go Sam!

Tho tbh I'd be scared shitless if he comes soaring with his wings and then throws that shield from above. No one is safe now!

[siriusblackfoot]

The best subplot in Order of the Phoenix tbh…

[synonym-for-life]

Omg bless you 😂😂😂

[son-0f-a-snitch]

James Fleamont Potter

(Is all grown up) 

[son-0f-a-snitch]

James! I heard about Harry and Neville! Hope your okay!

James: I’m a grown ass man.

[son-0f-a-snitch]

Prongs! Have you seen Remus? He keeps disappearing and acting weird I’m worried- Sirius

Sirius: Y’know because Dumbledore was saying someone might have betrayed the order, and we need to watch our backs? and suddenly remus is being shady? disappearing? won’t say here he’s going?… Mate, what if he’s-

Sirius: What baby? 

[son-0f-a-snitch]

A new baby is exhausting. 

Even more exhausting is a new baby who may or may not be the target of a psychopathic wizard with a god complex… James Potter knew this. 

He also knew that if his wife didn't get out of the house she was going to break… or maybe he was. Either way, when Marlene arranged a girls night out for her, James encouraged it…

Lily: Y’know I really don’t have to go tonight? Marlene won’t mind if I don’t go with them and you shouldn’t be left in the house alone, never mind alone *with* Harry 

James: Go out, Lil. you need the distraction, and we both know Marlene will mind if you don’t go. 

Lily: But if he really is going after Harry then-

James: We don’t know that for certain. go out and have fun.

Lily: But-

Lily: Are you sure? I-

James watches his wife walk out of the house and waits for just a moment, taking in his son’s tiny features before placing him gently in the crib at his side.

he poured himself a drink, whiskey always seemed to help Sirius dull he pain, anger, frustration, fear…

But James wasn’t angry, or frustrated. 

He was Fucking distraught. 

Send Asks to help the most stressed dad of the year pass the time.

James: That doesn’t help at all! 

[hxppily-ever-ara]

I'm curious - if you don't mind telling - what was the career you planned on having where you could no longer cosplay, roleplay, go to cons etc? From what I've gathered you've decided on a different career so I hope you don't mind me asking) ❤️

I wanted to be in the secret service 😅

It’s what I’ve wanted to do ever since I was a kid, and not for a second did my determination waver until I kissed Lucy for the first time.

Truth is, I’m terrified of being bored or restricted for the rest of my life so, I figured I’d just pick the most exciting career I could think of with no regard for the danger or the secrets, or the travelling. And then Lucy, and then his desperation for forever with her ❤️

So I changed my mind, I’m working towards something else and I’m doing it for the new future. I’m doing it for stability, and a family, and all the things I never thought I wanted. And I’m doing it for me, because it turns out that’s been the dream the whole time, and so has she.

[hxppily-ever-ara]

If you could name star or star constellation how you would call it? And why?

I’d call it ‘you’re a’

Because

You’re a star

[hxppily-ever-ara]

hope your okay dear xx My question is what cosplays are you planning????

Always :)

I thought I was going to have to stop cosplay but after a last minute career change (I blame Lucy and her ability to make me want a stable future and family) that’s no longer the case...SO future cosplays:

- Lestat De Lioncourt

- Crowley

- Carmilla (YouTube series)

- Jake Peralta (because I promised Laura)

- Peter Parker (far from home)

[30-minute-memes]

[hxppily-ever-ara]

do you have a favourite character in Error Place?

I want to say Antionette because she’s my girl but there’s two other characters that already own my ass (Claudine and Nadia) and I’m saying nothing more but I love them and I love where Lucy and I are thinking of taking them ❤️

[hxppily-ever-ara]

Who is your all time favourite character? Not just for HP but all fandoms

It changes a whole lot but the one character who endures every fandom whim is James Potter. It doesn’t matter which fandom I am most involved in, I will always have a soft spot for that boy

[hxppily-ever-ara]

Have you got plans for the ineffable husbands?

Abso-fricking-lutely !

I have watched Good Omens three times now. Once alone, once with Lucy and once with Laura. It’s amazing.

When Lucy and I watched it I lost count of the amount of times I said ‘you’ when Aziraphale was on screen and Lucy did the same with me and Crowley... not cosplaying them would be serving a great injustice. Although I think we are leaning more to ‘ineffable wives’ ❤️

[hxppily-ever-ara]

If you could take any fictional figure and put them into real world history, who would it be and when and why?

What a good fucking question!!! 🧡

The rational part of my brain is wishing for Sherlock Holmes because how bloody cool would that be?

But the irrational (slightly sadistic) side of me would love Lestat De Lioncourt to be a real guy... that a beautiful, ridiculous, damaged brat.