harreh tomlinson

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[nuevayor]

reblog to support Bisexual Birb

[just-shower-thoughts]

I’m not hungry after I eat, horny after sex, or thirsty after a drink. So why then fuck am I so tired after sleeping?

[jeansboyy]

Despite having zero promotion, Lana’s “Honeymoon” debuted with 206,000+ copies & at #2 on the Billboard charts.

[surprisebitch]

legend antics only

[just-shower-thoughts]

The Life of Pi should have been 314 pages.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Ellen should give away more stuff like Oprah and rename her show Ellen de Generous

[just-shower-thoughts]

We don’t pronounce the “k” in knowledge until we acknowledge it.

[blogfrenzy-deactivated20170507]

Do you believe in bisexuals?

Yes, they can do anything they put their mind and heart to as long as they work hard and persevere

[bifacts]

Fact: One of the lesser known goals of the bisexual agenda, just below world domination is to encourage bicycle usage in order to be more environmentally friendly

[bifacts]

Fact: Unlike their pansexual counterparts, bisexuals can’t see into the future, however they can hear into the future. Supposedly, the next Arctic Monkeys album is pretty decent.

[just-shower-thoughts]

The Pixar movie “Cars” is literally a car toon.

[bifacts]

Fact: If you aren’t ambidextrous, don’t ride a bicycle, don’t own a biplane and aren’t bilingual, you’re not a real bisexual.

[blogfrenzy-deactivated20170507]

Do you believe in bisexuals?

Yes, they can do anything they put their mind and heart to as long as they work hard and persevere

[mermaidpanties]

I took my rubber band out of my hair and it formed a perfect treble clef.

[chebbienicole]

I cannot reblog this enough

[mermaidpanties]

Why is this still getting notes

[theoriginalpurpledogpalace]

because a treble clef is at the beginning of every bar so there must be notes to follow

[mermaidpanties]

Wowie that was a good one

[just-shower-thoughts]

If kids these days read something about an 8 inch floppy disk, they might just think it is a typo

[just-shower-thoughts]

Bicycles are acoustic Motorcycles

[just-shower-thoughts-thoughts]

I think you mean ‘analogue’, in which case, motocycles are also analogue motorcycles.

Unless bicycles have some musical property I’m not aware of, in which case I apologise.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Paper is just thinly sliced tree. Putting a lot of books together is basically rebuilding a tree, making a library a forest of knowledge

[just-shower-thoughts-thoughts]

…

no.

[qrsive]

why isn’t there a STRAIGHT pride parade?? why isn’t there WHITE history month? why isn’t there an international MEN’S day!? why isn’t there a hospital for WELL people?? why isn’t there a soup kitchen for RICH people??!?

[yourotpsucks]

why isn’t there a cemetery for LIVING PEOPLE

[mystic-marauder]

I was going to be mad but now I’m just laughing