me: [minding my own business, chewing an object]
god: …what are you eating?
me: [starts chewing faster]
god, rising: NO.
[he tries to pry open my jaws as to confiscate the object. i bite him. i am cast out from eden.]
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me: [minding my own business, chewing an object]
god: …what are you eating?
me: [starts chewing faster]
god, rising: NO.
[he tries to pry open my jaws as to confiscate the object. i bite him. i am cast out from eden.]
when franz kafka said “i could have built the pyramids with the effort it takes me to cling on to life and reason”
closeted lesbian @ slumber party:
♡ Q U E E N O F N O I D E N T I T Y ♡
guess what i’m drinking tonight!!!!!
cheers fam!!!
“UH OH, ITS LEO SEASON” Seen at the Bottoms Up liquor store in Kalamazoo, Michigan.
Don’t like it? Become God
the only reason i still have depression is because i can’t take my brain out of my skull and blow on it like a ds cartridge
u literally cant make me watch voltron but congrats on the hot guy being gay
Interesting
The Westminster Budget, London, England, August 27, 1897
Thor: Ragnarok (2017)
the strapon metaphor was neither missed nor unappreciated
Full offence but I need to sit in a river
deadpool: (jumps through a window and shatters it in the process)
cable:
Obsessed 😍