see you in the car

lauren | 19 | wlw | she/her | mostly queued

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

me: [minding my own business, chewing an object]

god: …what are you eating?

me: [starts chewing faster]

god, rising: NO.

[he tries to pry open my jaws as to confiscate the object. i bite him. i am cast out from eden.]

[violentwavesofemotion-deactivat]

when franz kafka said “i could have built the pyramids with the effort it takes me to cling on to life and reason”

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

closeted lesbian @ slumber party:

[elktraheart]

♡ Q U E E N O F N O I D E N T I T Y ♡

[stebens]

guess what i’m drinking tonight!!!!!

[stebens]

cheers fam!!!

[fleshanimal]

“UH OH, ITS LEO SEASON” Seen at the Bottoms Up liquor store in Kalamazoo, Michigan.

[inzika]

Don’t like it? Become God

[m1tos1s]

the only reason i still have depression is because i can’t take my brain out of my skull and blow on it like a ds cartridge

[vialhazard]

u literally cant make me watch voltron but congrats on the hot guy being gay 

[this-isnotmy-cat]

Interesting

[yesterdaysprint]

The Westminster Budget, London, England, August 27, 1897

[stream]

Thor: Ragnarok (2017)

[eroscestlavie]

the strapon metaphor was neither missed nor unappreciated

[pussyflipflops]

[iameverysparklywoman]

Full offence but I need to sit in a river

[jihen]

[ppiinnkkii]

[deadbeatmaker]

deadpool: (jumps through a window and shatters it in the process)

cable: 

[queen-of-bs]

Obsessed 😍