mediocre in all ways

Don't mind me.

[jonsawilldanceanon]

Always unsure of you

[betterbemeta]

it's a fool's errand but I was already out for bread and milk

[dankmemeuniversity]

[dubiousculturalartifact]

The new Odyssey adaptation has inevitably gotten people talking about a Muppet version of it, and they’re frequently suggesting Kermit as Odysseus, Miss Piggy as Penelope.

I’m sorry but that’s thinking way too small, hear me out:

We need to have Miss Piggy as Odysseus, and Kermit as Penelope.

Think about it… who’s the more fickle, prideful, warlike one in that relationship? Who is absolutely ready to go ham, at a moment’s notice?

It ain’t Kermit

[anyroads]

Miss Piggy tied to the mast while Statler and Waldorf heckle her from the sea

[merlinmumbles]

Okay but who's the one human actor playing?

[literary-potato]

I vote Nobody, but I could see arguments for Helen of Troy or Circe as well.

Also important:

How does the Circe turning men into pigs thing get handled given that Miss Piggy is a pig-Muppet and there are multiple other muppets who are already canonically pig-Muppets?

They get turned into real live action pigs, nobody remarks on it

They get turned into real live action pigs & Piggy looks directly at the camera

They get turned into chickens

They get turned into live action humans

Nothing happens at first to the guy Muppet-pig, so Circe has to get creative

Other/I’m bald/vanilla extract

Remaining time: 8 hours 20 minutes

[frustratedasatruar]

Why not have a human actor play one of the Gods Odysseus is beefing with?

[inadvertently-biblical]

Tahani Al-Jamil in THE GOOD PLACE - 3x07

[isuara-ez]

What I’m learning about the ASOIAF fandom is that their brains are so fried by the 15 year gap in books and their headcanons have become so entrenched, that short descriptions of a play they have not even seen, read more like threat than art they’re yet to seriously engage with.

[ryan-sometimes]

If you're at my funeral and you think it's a little boring, just spice it up. Drink a little too much. Flirt with a few people here and there. Start a fight. It's what I would've wanted

[trollkatt]

Big Jack

Pet Foolery, #93

[balimaria]

this town ain't big enough for the two of us

[numorena]

[anna-antoshchenkova]

Iris - faith, hope, heroism, fearlessness and nobility

[r-b3033]

Tinkering with design for a certain character. It's still a while before he gets written into a story.

[atanertheartist]

- centre of the universe -

[ceruleanheaven]

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

[theworstcannedmeats]

The squiggles are from Glaze. I don't tolerate AI bullshit, so if anyone drops these into one of those trash compactors I hope it goes belly up.

but more to the point!! I wanted to try my hand at a little fan design of benny's concert outfit! Little mix of the preview we have of him from promos and the image we have of him in the reunion poster as well as some heavy vampire flavoring on my part I've learned that everyone should be making vampire flavored keytars. that shit rules. go make a vampire keytar too >D (and also--to the person who was in the tags on my last scribble getting excited about ponytail benny, I hope this one's fun for you again ;D I'm only not @ing you in case you might not want that direct of a shout out)

still more to come!! I'm not done with benny yet he's moved out of his castle and into my head rent-free

[lowpawly]

this is my impression of what it would look like if the toddlers at my job could make traumacore edits about me

[lowpawly]

alright by popular demand here is more toddler traumacore

[melonnabar]

Got It Memorized?

Who is this guy?