Chaos on Repeat @hyartem - Tumblr Blog

I think that if you had enough daughters AND played your cards right you could spring Mambo Number Five out at the EXACT right gathering and shatter your entire family's trust forever

teaboot

The secret is to name them out of order with the lyrics so by the time anyone catches on it's too late

teaboot

For me personally the ideal gathering would be my funeral

8lackrom

tips on writing essays:

skip the title! You can always come back to it

skip the intro! It can often be the hardest part

skip all the body paragraphs

skip the conclusion

skip the whole fucking essay fucking do it who gives a shit

palesweetdeeer

I love the idea of Rocky extending Grace’s lifespan to Eridian levels without telling him

em-iliart

how this week has felt

em-iliart

Prints of these are now up on my inprnt! Link in bio as always and thank you for the lovely comments 🖤

blueumbriel

Choose your fighter looking ahhh

crackshipsandregret

Curious pebble (3/?)

Part 1 / Part 2

A massive shoutout to @thereal-sillyguy for making everyone's favorite pebble into a gif! I very literally couldn't have done it without them!

luren-away

first meeting

gvalesdraws

picture "raimond davinos' genes never stood a chance"

benzohoarder

figural

#google translate does not capture the tone switch so i have to say. first two sentences are like. normal maybe kind of feminine posting tone #& the last is like. shounen manga protagonist. action movie hero. jojo's bizarre adventure character. #the tone you would use if you were holding a gun with the safety off (– @chadlesbianjasontodd)

minothtime

Basically, a translation could be:

I just think it's so interesting that people end up falling in love with their friends' boyfriends! I absolutely despise every single one of them. give me my fucking homie back you goddamn bastard

liminalweirdo

translation tags by @minothtime because they are so so good

dikdikpronouncedxylophone

jessebloom

first day of pride month

pierogiy

guy who says eep

only-cat-memes

traggalicious

Wait this is literally a bomb ass drawing of that one post,,,

This one

I love it it’s perfect

maybeasunflower

My cat can open her jaw wider than I can open mine.

voidsetup1

and out of the darkness - you you you you you

lemondoddle

[Description: a looping bouncy animation of grace and Rocky from project hail mary. Grace throws himself onto rocky for a hug, smiling and nuzzling his face to the top of Rocky's xenonite covered carapace. Rocky brings a claw up to ruffle Grace's hair and grace throws himself even more on top of rocky, rocky wrapping his arms around grace. End description.]

scarlct-vvitch

grace, who has been alone for five minutes: oh my god. an alien! im not alone anymore! i hope he wants to be friends :)

rocky, coming up on 50 years of solitude, imprinting on grace in ways baby ducklings can only dream of: if you leave me to sleep where i can't watch your heart beat i am blowing up this tunnel with us both in it

scarlct-vvitch