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Sauron: [9:12AM] you could’ve handled that better Fëanor: [9:15AM] You’ll have to be more specific. Sauron: [9:15AM] I really don’t Sauron: [9:16AM] 10 fuck ups probably came to mind when you read that Sauron: [9:16AM] i can be as vague as I want Sauron: [9:17AM] your shipwreck of a life will fill in the blanks for me Fëanor: ✔️ seen at 9:19AM

#yes #Slimer Lion

gothicprep

to catch a bus you have to think like a bus

#100% True

In which I attempt to copy a drawing of the Doubtful Guest. and then move on to draw Gunter in Gorey style just for lols.

#Edward Gorey #Adventure Time #hyd tries arting #The Doubtful Guest

yourfavoriterapscallion-deactiv

You can lead a horse to water.

You can leave your horse behind.

Because your horse don’t dance and if he don’t dance then he’s no horse of mine

#rofl

fidelishaereticus

i want to blow all my money on exquisite tea

hydrargyrum80

Oops.

fidelishaereticus

Lost Hand (watercolour)

#Lost Hand #fidelis' writing #pretty

cartoons-with-lauw

#sugarless gum #Adventure Time

theseboobsareolderthanyou

Deine Lakaien - Wasted Years (Acoustic)

“…dreamers love cities

cities hate dreamers…”

#deine lakaien

me: [is depressed]

me (whispering venomously): that’s right, go and die you fucking loser. steep through and through in your despair: you are filth and you deserve to rot.

friend: [is depressed]

me: OH NOOOOOO DO NOT BE SAD FRIEND! HAVE KIND WORDS. HAVE A FUNNY. HAVE MY RIGHTEOUS INDIGNATION AT EVERYTHING THAT CREATED THIS SAD. HAVE SPACE? HAVE A FOOD. IT NOT OK, BUT IT OK.

#le sigh #le me (the friend)#le siiiigh

redonyellow

magsgotswags

KIRK THIS WHY YOU GOTTA FILL OUT THE LOG

alexandra-erin

I’ve heard the theory that Kirk’s logs just get circulated round headquarters for lulz before being dumped in the circular file as obvious fabrications by someone bored with a frontier posting. “Hey, have you seen this one? He says he fought Apollo.” “What, the old earth probe?” “Try the old earth GOD!” “Hilarious! Classic Kirk! That’s better than the time when he was transported to an evil dimenison.” The reason why in The Naked Now it was Riker who remembered that the previous polywater infection had happened is that he’s the sort of person who would read The Hilarious Adventures of Captain Kirk for fun.

airyairyquitecontrary-deactivat

I especially like this idea because of the implication that all the other captains in Starfleet are reporting perfectly ordinary experiences like visiting a space station, dropping off supplies at a colony, bit of a stand-off with some Klingons in disputed space but got out of it unscathed - and then there’s Kirk all, “sorry guys we’ve been off course this week because my first officer seriously needed to get laid (LIKE YOU HAVE NO IDEA MY NECK STILL HURTS)” and “let me tell you about the Chicago Gangster planet” and “WHIPPED AND THROWN IN JAIL BY SPACE NAZIS.”

startrekships

I actually really like the above explanation

ryannorth

I thought this was already canon

#Star Trek #star trek: tos #thank for rebagling #I had been wanting to see this post again #plus the comments on this iteration are great

Stephen Black

Susceptibility level: mild to middling; fairly typical human with good intentions

Assuming Stephen comes across it during the main period of the story—while he is under the gentleman’s enchantment—he would probably first assume it was one of the gentleman’s many presents, and if he readily noticed anything weird about it, he would put that down to it being most likely some fairy artefact. He would pick it up, because the gentleman’s gifts have a general habit of insisting that they be picked up, but then he’d just stash it in his room with all the other wonders collected there.

Eventually, he would notice the Ring whispering at him about using it to take out the gentleman, which confuses Stephen briefly. His first thought is probably that the gentleman is trying to trick him into betraying himself, but (Ring influence or no) he will probably reason that worry away on the grounds that the gentleman rarely has the patience for long circuitous schemes. While he harbours some lingering doubts about using the Ring, he does not want to consult Lady Pole on the subject, a reluctance he puts down both to wanting to limit as much as possible the gentleman finding out anything about the Ring, and of course Lady Pole’s and Stephen’s disparate stations on Earth, regardless of their more similar situation in Faerie; the Ring, of course, is trying to keep itself secret and thus protect itself.

Ultimately, Stephen uses the Ring to overthrow the gentleman. He sets up a Lost-hope that is, initially, far more orderly and reasonable than it had been under the gentleman, and he releases Lady Pole from her enchantment (and, if applicable, Arabella). Eventually, however, Stephen and Lost-hope slip into more absolute orderliness. Wars with other fairy kingdoms ensue, at least some of which Stephen wins, as the Ring attempts to find its way across worlds back to Sauron.

#Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell #Stephen Black #one ring one meme

chameleonsdishtheatre

MACBETH MACBETH MACBETH

This October, join us for a chilling production of Shakespeare’s The Tragedy of Macbeth. In a play saturated with grand terrors: war, murder, assassination, political upheaval, and most of all the supernatural, it is the subtle horror of manipulation that most sets our hair on end. Often times to win us to our harm, the forces of darkness tell us truths, and with such expert musicians to play…

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#shakespeare