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Don’t pmo 💜🤍ace🩶🖤 They/she

[kushblazer666]

[mercblues]

a car you used to drive can also be a kind of dead wife

[itmeansalot]

you gotta come to the club man drinks are $18 and were all on our phones googling dog surgery

[skyrimhusbandmaterial]

when you find someone who's equally unwell about The Character

[dateamonster]

by the fourth or fifth time you "come back wrong" no ones even impressed anymore

[pjackk]

My sapphic ass just missed the toilet bowl & slipped in the puddle & fractured muy hulking iron body & now im too crying to get up now theres bugs crawling on me everywhere cuz i spilled my slurpy on my shirt 5 days ago & they want the sugars stuck in it wich i dont even blame them for at all

[beardedmrbean]

[whatthekoi-deactivated20260510]

“can’t believe women fought to work!! i don’t wanna work!!” women have Been Working they fought to get Paid you know that right ?

[crimewave420]

does anyone have that picture of the skeleton and it’s like “BOY I DIE…SHIT BOY”

[assballconnector-blog]

[3000s]

[so-many-ocs]

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

[nflstreet]

[mutio-von-mutio]

i had to see if this was a real quote and it is

[quakerjoe]

[aomitois]

rb and tag your favorite song that's not in english, japanese or korean

[kosmogrl]

[edwordsmyth]

George Habash (founder of the Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine)

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

I need to know what these things are