i wonder if there's a rodent out there

grace, 30ish, she/they aotearoa aroreretini this blog is very old but i have done my best to purge it of genuine cringe. i have emerged from a mcdonald's cup on the side of the road

[catcrumb]

[smallmanbigplans]

i am a small cat and god is just picking me up by the armpits

[whomst]

Every horse movie

Sarah aynn: “no one understands me I hate you Mom for making us move out here in the middle of no where there’s not even cute boys” *runs away and finds mysterious farm* Old man wilkinson: “this right here lil lady is a hourisey if yer can tame t it’s yoires if not it’s goin back to the horse factory” Sarsjh: *walks up to horse and starts to pet its nose* “see girl? You and me aren’t so different after all” Old man wonka: “why I don’t believe it she done tamed ol’ misery I reckon she ought to sign her up for the horuse show and save the farm” *cut scene of Sarah sneaking out the house to ride her horse everyday until her mom finds out* Mom: “young lady you are GROUNDED!!!! You are not allowed to compete in the horse show” Staryah: “no Mom please” *runs away and almost gets hit by car but then the horse pushes the car out the way" Mom: “fucjkfidnb maybe that’s a good horse after all”

[turings-deactivated20180627]

i mean call me a wacky conspiracy theorist but i’m sure the demand for parrots would be slim to nonexistent if we popularised the intelligence and affection (paired with the manageability) of chickens, pigeons, turkeys, etc. 

[piglii]

Square Enix Dev: Hey tigers are, like, absurdly ripped right?

Other Dev: What?

Square Enix Dev: Like, they have the same muscle structure as insanely buff dudes right? Just a real jacked bro? A genuinely ripped beefman? Right?

Other Dev: I mean… they… just… just do whatever you want man.

Square Enix Dev: 

[ghostvaquero-deactivated2017100]

reblog to end joss whedons career

[mielmelon]

inside your body is PITCH BLACK your cells do all of that in the DARK

[hyenas]

@pangur-and-grim

finally bought a frame for the soft boy i received a month or so ago! ft. bean looking vantablack af

i’m still frothing over the fact that the real actual softest wibbles boy was lifted up in all his squidgy glory to press his soft dirty peet on the print

[elfybean]

[a-huge-nerd]

https://www.facebook.com/welcometomymemepage/ dont forget 

[root-deer]

This is it this is my favorite video in the whole wide world

[kelvin-zero]

Please listen to zapdos cry In the English dub.

[pangur-and-grim]

an appreciation post for Wednesday, certified Soft Boy

[pangur-and-grim]

more Boy pics!

[hyenas]

wibbles needs to be in commercials for extra soft toilet paper or paper towels or tissues or something else soft™!

[surkuzoo]

Welcome home Rilla♥ (Cornish rex)

[pastrygeckos]

@followthebluebell look at this angel

[followthebluebell]

please… give her back her paws… she needs them.

[hyenas]

so bad it’s good

[divasdishblog]

[n-handhelds]

[drackiszunk]

This is by far the easiest one I’ve ever seen.

[vampire-punk-deactivated2017051]

sometimes on the tumblrdotcom I see pictures of guys holding leashes around girls necks and maybe it is not my place to say but I think there are other more discreet ways to make sure you don’t get split up at the farmers market. Just agree on a landmark to meet at.