Cannibal Charm

My name's Sammy and I talk a lot of shit.

[thebestoftumbling]

grizzly bear having a swim

[bananashemmo]

I’ve been laughing for ten minutes straight

[dlubes]

Bears are so weird I always forget they exist. They’re like dog humans

[biomorphosis]

[archiemcphee]

Today the Department of Awesomely Good Deeds salutes Mustafa Efe, Imam at the Mahmud Hüdayi Mosque in the historical Üsküdar district of Istanbul, Turkey. In addition to his religious and community leadership work, Efe is a devoted animal lover with a great big heart. Last year he began welcoming the city’s numerous stray cats and their kittens into his mosque. Efe refers to his feline visitors as “guests” and wants them to find safety and warmth within the walls of his historic mosque, particularly during the cold winter months.

One mama cat was observed bringing her newborn kittens into the mosque one by one. She carried them in her mouth up the stairs and over to the safety of the mosque’s pulpit, where she proceeded to groom and feed them:

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On Facebook Imam Efe wrote, “The kitty has found the heart of compassion and mercy.” Meanwhile other feline guests are known to sit in on Imam Efe’s sermons alongside human congregation members.

[via My Modern Metropolis, BuzzFeed, and Bored Panda]

[viergacht]

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[lemonsharks]

no but but the grey one in the second picture attentively listening to the imam MY HEART MY HEAAAART

[drunkenhills]

My kind of content

[chirikli]

I’ve reblogged this before but I need it again because masha’Allah I need to visit

[theexpressiveprogressive]

There is no excuse for animal abuse

There is no excuse for eating them

There is no excuse for slaughtering them

There is no excuse for wearing them

There is no excuse for raping them

There is no excuse for imprisoning them

There is no excuse for experimenting on them

There is no excuse for over breeding them

There is no excuse for skinning them

There is no excuse for hunting them

There is no excuse for beating them

There is no excuse for fighting them

There is no excuse for selling them

There is no excuse for torturing them

There is no excuse for locking them up

There is no excuse for killing their children

There is no excuse for paying to support this

There is no excuse for animal abuse.

[meanplastic]

[micull-deactivated20130514]

THERES NOTHING LOL ABOUT RIP

[blackberryshawty]

There are actually people out there who get healthy amounts of sleep every night and maintain a regular sleep schedule like that is so wild

[ocalaghan]

reasons i don’t want to do a presentation in front of my class:

my voice shakes

i go all red 

i’m ugly

people will be looking at me

i’M UGLY AND PEOPLE WILL BE LOOKING AT ME AND MY VOICE WILL GO ALL WEIRD THIS IS AN ISSUE

[thelookingglassalice]

[rhube]

BABIES!!!

[roachpatrol]

so the best thing about this is that bobcats, like just about every feline besides lions and domestic cats, are pretty solitary. they don’t really have friends. they aren’t really equipped to make friends. 

domestic cats, on the other hand, do know how to make friends. they are friendly to the point that lots of feral cats live in colonies— the females hang out together, even raise kids together, and the males like to spend nonsexual time with their baby mommas. they groom each other, play around, and have a particular tail position to signal to one another— straight up with the tip curled— that they’re friendly and happy to see each other. cats learned how to be chill with each other in order to take full advantage of human food sources: an ancient granary supplies enough rats for a lot of cats, as does a modern lady with a big bag of frisky bits, so it would be a waste of time and energy for any one cat to try and stake the entire foodsource out for exclusive use. less fighting means more eating and resting which means a longer, nicer life and a lot more kittens. 

so this stray cat, she obviously has no colony if she’s wandering around and sneaking into zoo enclosures, so she’s like ‘hey! there’s food here! what up, other cat, let’s be friends, let’s be friends and share that food’. and the bobcat is like ‘??????’ because actually wild cats are pretty cautious about initiating hostilities and anything new and aggressive makes them very worried. and the domestic cat is like ‘haha cool, ok, we’re friends now, big guy. no problems.’ and the bobcat is like ‘????? well…?? ok?’ and then they are friends. 

the super interesting thing about most wild cat species is they don’t really have the capacity to make friends on their own, especially outside of sibling bonds, but, if someone comes along and does all the friend-making themselves, they’ll totally roll with it. zoo cats can get really attached to their caregivers— or, in this case, a very confident little calico demonstrating exactly why her species has been so darn successful over the last nine thousand years . 

so anyway that is the best thing: bobcats are not equipped to make friends, but luckily for this bobcat this homeless lady did not give any shits and made friends anyway. and now they are both happy. 

[reaj3asa]

#THE FACT THAT THE KEY TO DOMESTIC CAT’S SUCCESS IS THAT THEY LEARNED  #THE MEANING OF FRIENDSHIP #IS A FUCKING HOOT

[angryinkeddrunk]

I LOVE THIS

[bidoof]

Change.org - Petition To Hire 1,000,000 People To Put Their Fingers In The Shoot Hole Of Peoples’ Guns So They Can’t Shoot Them

[mycatisnamedfrank]

It’s still gonna shoot… And they’re gonna lose a finger

[bidoof]

No. The finger blocks the bullet. We can do this

[domozillla-deactivated20181216]

This is a gun we’re talking about. The projectile is fired using an explosion, not by compressed air of a toy gun or the elastic forces of a sling shot. People would be lucky if they only lost their finger.

[bidoof]

The finger blocks it

[dildomuncher3000]

The finger won’t block it - the shaft is only there for keeping the bullet straight, all the propulsion happens behind the bullet. The bullet would rip through the finger, not that many would actually fit without the victim being a child, and beyond.

[bidoof]

The bullet would go forward a little and then hit the finger and stop it’s not that hard to understand

[vortexsophia-deactivated2022110]

WOW!!!

[kerryrenaissance]

When even members of your own party are saying “Anyone but you”.

[supershybutpushingthroughit]

Evil villains joining forces with the heroes to take down the evilest of evil villains, 

[hylianfawn]

male and female in a movie: *make eye contact*

me: oh fucking christ here we go

[kumagawa]

nice

[thebabyanimals]

[prostatemodern]

stop it son you are doing me a frighten

[acidocasualidad]

Source

[slyfggt]

not all heroes wear capes

[automatically]

when ur phone’s on 1% and ur friend says “I have my charger”

[emilyisobsessed]

my dog took a bullet for me