Graham Cracker Crust

that sound that Regigigas makes in the Hoopa movie

[vandroid-helsing]

you met me at a very difficult time in my life (Thursday morning)

[hylianhero279]

mutuals to sext and share pictures with >>>

[hylianhero279]

[hylianhero279]

Want to break out the Lovense again 🥴🙂‍↕️

[hylianhero279]

Finally took some pictures I feel semi decent in

[hylianhero279]

Needing to be folded like a pretzel and feel it pushed in

[nchntd]

In the club

[vacuously-true]

I think I’m literally never gonna be sick of this masterpiece. I think watching it on a loop for eight hours could fix me. Dancing’s what clears my soul. Dancing’s what makes me whole.

[dimmadoome]

I just love that this very video is an accumulation of thousands of years worth of art made by people who have never met each other. The concept of this video was so completely unfathomable to every single artist who made the sculptures and yet they’ve all put something toward the creation of it.

[i-restuff]

ITS BACK ON MY TIMELINE

[absurdlakefront]

This video just brings me joy, and I need more joy.

[hylianhero279]

Need my ankles on my shoulders 😔

[were--ralph]

Why the official page post this though

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

[miaislying]

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

decay exists as an extant form of life

[miaislying]

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

[princilly]

ough

[transparentcatpngs]

[helloitsbees]

i put him in the saw bathroom

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

It’s been a while since I got a wild text from a wrong number

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

Uhhh so warning for nsfw conversations below the break but I had to ask

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

They sent a picture as proof ig??? and I would like to bleach my eyes

[morallygreyandgreymorally]

PROOF??? pls tell me it was just a pick of the stuff together and not the activity 😭

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

The second one

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

Update: woke up to this

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

This is the best question I’ve seen now I’m wondering if he doesn’t have toothpaste

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[runawaywithmememe-blog]

#RunAwayWithMeme

[hylianhero279]

Just wanna be manhandled 😔

[lostinhistory]

[fouroclockwren]

YES OMG BRÜNNHILDE

[girlgrimer]

Americans invented tbe worlds burgled and burglars to apply to robberies because the concept of losing their burger is the scariest thing to them

[girlgrimer]

Follow me for more wikipedia ^

[luimnigh]

This is shockingly close to the truth.

Both come from the Latin "burgus", meaning castle or fortified town. A burglar being someone who bypassed the security of fortifications.

Meanwhile burger comes via Hamburg, the burg of Hamma.

So burgers are named after fortifications, and burglars are the ones who bypass them.

[bubba-san]

The Hamburglar is a reunion of terms

[official-linguistics-post]

official linguistics post