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Touting the new line of currency as an important way to recognize the many babes bagged by the commander-in-chief over the years, the U.S. Mint announced plans Wednesday to release a series of gold coins commemorating President Donald Trump’s extramarital affairs. “These coins will allow Americans to celebrate their nation’s semiquincentennial by collecting 50 of Trump’s sidepieces throughout history,” said U.S. Mint director Paul Hollis, adding that the line of tokens would feature the president on the front and a portrait of the model or porn star with whom Trump cheated on the back.

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zombee

merle highchurch is character of all time. chooses to be a priest like some people choose to be accountants but becomes his god's favorite anyway. fucks plants. absentee father who makes it right but knows the hurt will never go away. jealous of a ten year old. relentlessly pesters man who cuts his arm off to save his life simply because he swung the axe. doesn't hesitate to say no when he's offered a fix for that. plays chess with the embodiment of cosmic horror homicidal nihilism. chooses joy. chooses joy. CHOOSES JOY!!!!!

dollbandcry

how do people hatewatch things, i can barely find the time to read and watch all the things i actively want to, how the fuck are you putting time aside to watch an entire season of dogshit telly thats just gonna make you mad

miyamiwu

shout out to the people who still stick by my side even after I was mean for a while. plus points when they patiently point out when I’m in the wrong, but also extra plus points when they allow me to be a little hater because they understand I just need to vent for a bit and that I’ll be back to normal once I’ve calmed down

pangur-and-grim

my house is scary at night

storyweavingspider

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

circusheart

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

prokopetz

Trolling my biologist D&D player by sending the party on a quest to prevent the destruction of a mystical seal, and when they finally get there it quickly becomes clear that I'm actually describing a walrus.

mobydyke

being an adult is just dragging urself kicking and screaming to things that you will enjoy and that will be good for you

mobydyke

clenching my teeth and muttering under my breath "you'll be happy you did it you'll be happy you did it you'll be happy you did it" as I physically force myself out the door to go Do Things

mobydyke

being very firm with myself every time I think about bailing and saying "no. you committed to this. it will improve your quality of life. you will enjoy it. now put on your big boy pants and go."

frontmansdefender

spacemancharisma

hey if you’re stuck being in church this sunday here’s a reminder that it’s completely free to think about gay sex and no one can tell. the government doesn’t want you to know this but jesus thinks it’s totally cool

spacemancharisma

THANKS FOR BEING FUNNIER THAN ME

electricxmayhem

I’ve had this saved as ‘Idiot Compilation’ for weeks so here’s Darryl and Henry being cute morons from episode 1 - 20

#genuinely had to run to the bathroom first time I heard the drug flowers scene

grimeclown

I like when a fantasy game puts soldiers or cops in front of you as roughly equivalent to any other monster like cool now that youre done decimating the local forests endangered big cat population your next goal is slaughtering the local police force so you can disassemble their guns for scrap to reinforce your sword

houndmother

many of you just. genuinely don’t believe that people can grow and change.

houndmother

this is about the death penalty and its also about call out posts about people who have already apologized for things they did a long time ago and it’s also about using ‘toxic’ or ‘abuser’ as if its an immutable class of person, and its also about any other circumstance with permanent consequences or wherein you assume someone is still the same person they were.

#hides because I need to stop thinking about myself this way #anyway your boy is back in therapy