House O’ Himbo

Hello there, I'm Dave. Where am I?????? Also not a bot, whore site will not let me change my Profile pic.

[offshoreoilrig]

What jobs even exist

[dusturbutt]

Dark Knight, Gunbreaker, Viper, Dancer, Red Mage, Black Mage, Bard.... to name a few

[yossyislandd]

you can bet your ass if completely custom genitalia were a cheap and easy thing i would have a strange and unusual pussy situation

[yossyislandd]

gynecologists HATE this one for its bioluminescent oyster pussy

[depsidase]

[do-not-u-dare]

Stole this from somewhere but i think it’s appropriate

[helenvaughans]

[zitasaurusrex]

[alitatialas]

estinien the real representation for someone who likes being alone yet is still always kinda up in someone's business. stopping next to fourchenault just to tell him that his son could take his forum seat one day. remarking on fordola's 'eyes filled with sorrow'. always on alphinaud's case ("why is he always bringing up the firewood? we can't take him to the gold saucer he's too optimistic"). Everything and Anything with the first brood dragons In General

[shadandrews]

Besties........ :)

[arcolan]

11 year old border collie: gets a special shot for his chronic back pain this morning

2pm: "where's the dog he can't possibly have jumped over the fence"

3pm: "hi i live in [another village]! I got your dog here, if you can come fetch him?"

"well at least that new medication is working 💀"

[emcapi]

[dinoserious]

mug o earl

[furiousfinnstan]

@stvksn on ig

[krillbeans]

I hope your god has asked for your mercy. I hope youve refused to forgive him.

[qillermeme]

i love this more and more every time i see it.

[thiskindoflifeisalliknow]

I have so much love for this person. The amount of empathy it takes to have these considerations about a person you will never meet, the eloquence and conviction with which they speak, the contempt for landlords. Sometimes I see something someone writes or creates and I wish with everything in me that I could meet and talk to that person for hours about what caused them to be this kind of light in the universe. This is one of those times.

[snail-fever]

a story about grief

song: world spins madly on by the weepies

[triangleguy]

[speedlimit15]

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

[speedlimit15]

Of all the tags on this post this is the one that worries me most

[worldofultimategaming]

The World of Ultimate Gaming

[kinuko]

[teratodentata]

I was convinced for a second that Pikmin Bloom had church themed Pikmin, realized that would be ridiculous, imagined a Pikmin on a cross and lost my mind laughing. So I had to draw it.

[scarymonsters-andsupercreeps]

I’ve had enough

[silly-signs]

I would just love if there were an official silly sign right h-

[talibri]

just let me sleep fr