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[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

Is there anything they can’t blame on women, I wonder

[noisegf]

From now on I’m only taking fashion advice from the Sailor Moon series

[noisegf]

Like let’s be real here

Every girl in sailor moon is a lesbian and I’m stealing all of their looks

[cheaphalloweencostume]

on our way to the expo this morning we were driving through a junky little town an hour or so away from home and my mom passively said “oh, mike wazowski lives here” and for one uttersly devastating, emotionally obliterating moment i forgot that my mom formerly worked with a guy with the same name as the small green monsters inc characters

[mcavoy]

this is literally the only mood I ever have

[consolecadet]

I’m not the mom friend, I’m the dad friend: tries to take care of his friends but is too distant and emotionally clumsy to be any good at it

[beyonslayed]

I’ve never seen more relatable content in my life omg

[beyonslayed]

IF I ACCOMPLISH ONE THING THIS YEAR IT’LL BE GETTING THIS CHOREO DOWN

[wiszvnheimer]

😂😂😂

[janeplease]

[hpslutcraft]

[theintrovertnation]

[theprofoundslayer]

[andhumanslovedstories]

Any story claiming to be a deconstruction of fairy tales but has nothing to offer except new types of violence, more explicit sex, and a general attitude of “lol happy endings aren’t real” is like. such a cultural waste of time tbh

[shining-magically]

know what actually is a good deconstruction of a fairy tale? Shrek. It fucks up just about everything in a normal fairy tale and still manages to have a happy ending with a good message and never once has to be ‘gritty’ or ‘dark’. It’s actually really well done.

[dropofrum]

“The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist; a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain.”

- Ursula LeGuin, ‘The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas’

[boogerwookiesugarcookie]

lmao this is such a running joke in fairy tale academia that we keep a tally every time fairy tales are combined with ‘dark’ or ‘twisted’

[mysharona1987]

[theonion]

Old Man’s Son Also Old Man

[dateaboysuggestions]

Date a boy who looks at you like you’re the camera in the Office whenever other people are being ridiculous

[wexler]

Carrie Fisher, London, 1979

[amandaherzman]

astronomer 

[bob-belcher]