this is incredibly silly!

Hello, my name is Megan and this is my blog! I post whatever I want and it's mostly Homestuck. If it's not Homestuck it's still probably fandom related. Also I post personal stuff. My other blog is black-widow-pretty but I don't post much there. Enjoy!

[waronidiocy]

If Dr. Seuss Books Were Titled According to Their Subtexts

[meitene]

[prince-warp-blog]

can you believe there are people who have grown up on the internet without ever having read this

[alcoholicgifts]

I need to know the end of this. What is this now-15 year old doing with his life right now and how much does he fucking hate furries

[missvoltairine-blog]

it has been like at least eight years and sometimes I still think to myself, when I am tired, “but I am le tired… well then take a nap! AND THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES” even though in retrospect that is like one of the most embarrassingly unfunny videos to ever come out of the internet 

[ratburglars]

tbh i still start sentences with “hokay, so” at least 3 times a day 

[judgebunnie]

same, aggressively so. I also still use “wtf, mate.”

[knottahooker]

#i have no idea what this is referring to#but i’m relieved to know i’m not the only one out there randomly quoting old internet videos#some shit is always hilarious to me (x)

OH MAN

LET ME LEARN YOU A THING

[sadcypress]

who doesn’t think this is STILL AS HILARIOUS as it was when we all watched it over and over and over again 15 years ago?

[mildredjosephine]

My husband and I still quote this to this day.

[lawfulgoodness]

I give the full “hokey, so… here’s the earth” whenever I’m stumbling over my words or trying to figure out what to say.

AND WHO SAYS THIS VIDEO ISN’T FUNNY!?!?!?!?  I WILL FIGHT YOU!

[mamasynth-deactivated20160730]

What the fuck kind of a heretic doesn’t think this is funny?

[between-the-ley-lines]

HOLY SHIT I REMEMBER THIS

[nitewrighter]

Scooby Doo idea: Daphne Blake as the weird rich kid whose parents signed her up for a shit-ton of rich-kid extracurriculars like polo, fencing, and all of this other shit so they wouldn’t have to deal with her/bolster her college resume. She puts a lot of effort into actually being good at all these extra-curriculars bc she’s competing with all of her ~super successful and talented~ sisters for attention and ends up athletic as hell and socially stunted and like…really aggressive and competitive and never quite satisfied with anything she’s doing. The only other ‘High Society’ kid who can put up with her is Norville “Shaggy” Rogers —an anxious stoner with freaky strict parents whose only friend prior to Daphne was his equally anxious rescue dog—Daphne’s been beating up Shaggy’s bullies for years. Then there’s student council dweeb Fred Jones who’s always been groomed to be this ‘leader’ by his parents and is always pressured to go to these youth leadership things and stuff and yeah he’s pretty good at directing group projects, but really Fred’s kind of shy and more interested in engineering, forensics and maybe criminal justice and he’s been friends with this chick Velma Dinkley in engineering club who’s brilliant but she’s also tactless, awkward and very bitterly sarcastic to cover up for the fact that her book smarts far outweigh her social skills.

 So then there’s this mystery downtown and all five of them show up and there’s a mutual, “Oh hey it’s you: The weird kid from my school. What are you doing here?” and everyone goes around. Fred’s like, “Oh I knew the owners of this place and they said they might have to close down because of this ghost and I told Velma about it and Velma thinks we can get to the bottom of this.” And Shaggy’s like, “Scoob and I didn’t want to be home right now and we honestly didn’t know about the ghost but hey Daphne’s here so we feel safe enough to hang out and maybe Scoob can sniff out some clues or something.” And then everyone turns and looks at Daphne and Daphne’s just like, “I want to fight a fucking ghost.” 

[hellocarbonbasedbiped]

I appreciate all of this.

[cosmog]

90% of my humor is zooming in really close on ppls faces

[mysharona1987]

[pringlesaremydivision]

#lol but like#what if we did the reverse#i’m just picturing a bunch of scientists#no longer experts in mitochondria#now they’re mitochondria fan girls#i love it (via @brainsandbooshay)

[rudescience]

“This is professor Aldridge, he is a fan girl in vacuum energy and cosmic superstrings, and highly acclaimed physics trash in the quantum phys fandom”

[kadywicker]

things u youngins will never understand

peter pan at disney land discourse

mishapocalypse 

“reblog if you support gay marriage xDDDD” followed by 500 glee, spn, doctor who gifs and comments like “then john and sherlock could get married” and “if you don’t reblog this i’m unfollowing you”

y’all know about superwholock but you don’t know about superwholock there were petitions to each studio to get them to do a mashup urls like “johnlock-in-the-tardis-with-castiel-221b” shitty “edits” which were just stolen gifs mashed together with different dialogue over them

that one time someone reblogged a gif of the london eye from the sherlock opening and said “i don’t know why but this feels like home” and ended up deleting their blog bc there were so many comments the blockquotes ran off the screen of people calling them stupid and a shitton of spn gifs as always

gif memes aka “the x gif in your folder is your reaction when dean and cas kiss”

that fucking theme garden theme with the scrolls and banners. you know the one.

once-ler and subsequently shipping him with himself

rise of the guardians

“ew all these hannibal fans trying to get in on superwholock get away” 

the supreme hatred of all female characters

everyone shipping lestrade and mycroft bc idk they’re white men i guess

merlin

tom hiddleston and benedict cumberbatch were the sexiest men alive

“reblog ALL the memes” type posts you know the ones

gif wars

mutant and proud

the social network

inception

ask blogs

always reblog david karp 

gpoy

5ever

what is air?!

when you had to go to another page to reblog things

scrolling all the way back to the top to reblog a post

missing e.

“can you make that last ask rebloggable?”

2012 doomsday

+bonus of the above: posts like “it’ll be okay dean and sam are out there saving the world right now xD”

[geekstudio]

Star Trek TNG Uniform Messenger Bags

[strangeasanjles-deactivated2019]

W H A T

[talesofthestarshipregeneration]

I want all of them. 

[nudiemuse]

SHUT UP OMG

[hyperactivedreamer]

@how-do-i-even-life

[qissus-deactivated20191119]

I know that videogames will sometimes question your morality but not when it comes to looting the dead. 

[xekstrin]

#listen i killed this fucker fair and square i’m taking his gun and ammo and u can’t stop me

[uldrensov]

[ethereal-business-cabaret]

(source)

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

Whoa, I didn’t realize that it was so deliberate, I honestly thought it was unconscious

[rainfelt]

Scary, scary.

[pinkchicgeek]

Kinkshame the kinkless

[hyperactivedreamer]

@how-do-i-even-life

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[hobbinch]

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

[rickolaus]

[micdotcom]

Male and female brains aren’t wired differently

New research, published in October in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, concluded that despite size discrepancy, there’s no functional difference between men’s and women’s brains. “Male” brains and “female” brains simply don’t exist. In fact, there’s significant overlap.

[meshugenist]

and the myth of binary biological sex and gender essentialism continues to come crumbling down

[evaunit08]

only americans will understand::

shirley temple DVD set infomercial 

[kluex-moved]

[roofbeams-deactivated20180202]

the moral of hamlet is don’t ever try to go home and resolve conflicts with yr family just stay at college and do gay shit w ur friends

[legoloveletters]

As an English teacher I am qualified to tell you this analysis is insightful and may be supported fully with textual evidence.