Badlands Rumble is actually a fanfic written by Vash.
"Is that Meryl's typewriter?" "Maybe..." "She know you're usin' it?" "No, and don't tell her. I'll replace the ribbon when I'm done." "Whatcha' writin, Needle Noggin?" "Nunya." "Nunya?" "Nunya damn business." "Got someone to write home to?" "Can you STOP breathing over my shoulder? I'm allergic to smoke!" "And the beautiful woman's heart was stricken as she watched the man in red fall, struck down by a merciless bullet. He tumbled into the quicksand. The man in black dove down and retrieved only his sunglasses. Later the two would cry all night and the man in black would punch a refrigerator for the crime of being red..." "I told you to STOP BREATHING OVER MY SHOULDER! This isn't for you!" "Is this a little story about yourself? Did you kill yourself off, Spiky?" "It's for dramatic effect!" "Dramatic effect my ass! You're writing a dime novel! Is that how you make all that extra pocket money you always seem to have for every town's donut shop?" "No, no, I can explain!" "You've made yourself such a Mary Sue!" "It's...it's a movie script." "Dear Lord, that's even worse!"
