83 Protons

Not straight

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I need to know if there is a fanfiction or fanart where Jotaro (part 4) wins a mogging competition against Josuke without knowing wtf is going on

Or better yet Josuke uses his mogging as a ploy to win more money

Either why Jotaro is completely confused the entire time in like a “this generation…” way 💀

[enthyrea]

some pretty cool dudes yotsubamaxxing

[hyperfixating-givemeaminute]

Low-key this might be the movie that perfectly describes me

- music (escape, horse with no name,ect)

- characters (March the man you are)

- time period (70s 🙏)

Even the simple detective plot line that just works to bring the cast closer together

Like every time I watch this movie I’m just so happy

Love this movie, easily my number one buddy cop movie ❤️

[spuruvthemoment]

Peter Parker to Frank Castle about Jean Grey

[midwesternvibes]

Also I really like how they had Peter apologize for kissing MJ, like in that specific situation there's not really any way he could have known it was all a ruse, but its still really nice that they had him explicitly apologize onscreen for violating her boundaries

[hyperfixating-givemeaminute]

Watched too many good movies in one day and now I’m emotionally drained. I’m gonna go take a nap.

[endlesss-rain]

"spiderman brand new day has a good plot"

looks inside plot

''there is no righteousness in suffering alone and isolating yourself from everything is never the answer because you'll eventually start to lose sense of who you are as you spiral further into depression and suicidal ideation this is why you need to let people help you and allow yourself to believe in a better future even if it feels impossible at times''

well shit. it does have a good plot

[plumeriyaaa]

Coworker friendships be like (inspired by that one ayo edibiri and ebon moss-bachrach story pic)

[siyumail]

something stupid

[wileycap]

I think the most hilarious place to put Post-Canon Sokka would have been the university at Ba Sing Se. I think he would have made a great unhinged professor. Also, in true Sokka fashion, he should have completely dodged fame. Momo is more famous than he is.

He wants to demonstrate to the class how this thing called electricity works, so he's going to be bringing in a Firebender, so everybody be cool, we're all friends here... and in walks Princess Azula of the Fire Nation. One-time conqueror of the city. One of the students is currently writing an essay on how her brief rule of the city affected fruit trade. She says she considers the class to still be her subjects as she doesn't acknowledge any pretenders to any of her thrones, but for now you're exempted from bowing and "Your Highness" will do. It's a really interesting lecture.

"Okay, guys - hey, listen up, everyone - I won't be here next week, me and Aang are going to-" yeah right, sure, Professor Sokka knows the Avatar. Except, of course, the Avatar walks in sheepishly and says that Appa might have gotten into Sokka's hybrid crops, and then you all have to sit there and watch your professor chase the Avatar around with a sword.

One postgrad student is specializing in Water Tribe Cultures. She's currently studying the massive cultural shift that happened in the Northern Water Tribe at the end of the war - oh, and Professor, I absolutely know that you're from the Southern Water Tribe, but it's just that the shift started with Master Katara, and of course I don't think that every person from the South knows one another haha it's just that I need to ask her some questions and I thought maybe you could help me write a letter or write a letter of introduction or...

Sokka looks at her blankly and goes "yeah, she's my sister. KATARA!" which is followed by a faint answering "fuck you!" from Somewhere and to the horror/elation of our postgrad, Master Katara bursts in and is promptly beaned in the head with a rock by Professor Sokka. Her brother. her hero and her professor are siblings and currently brawling on the floor.

Sokka does not teach or study history, but he does sometimes sit in on lectures about recent history. Whenever he does, several doctoral students flock in to sit near him (even if it's an intro course) so that they can eavesdrop on his grumbling. (No matter how they try, an "overheard utterance" is not a valid source according to their professors. No, we have no sources on the Avatar's bison taking part in combat - sky bison are not war animals and...)

He gets regular deliveries with the Beifong family crest on them, and he goes "sweet, Toph must have found some new minerals" and at this point nobody needs to ask which Toph. He seems to have friends everywhere, literally everywhere. Wang was headed out to this massive swamp to study if it's one big organism, and Sokka told him to find some guy named Hue and "don't mind the loincloth." One time the university gets shut down because the Earth King wants to visit. Oh, visit the University? What an honor- Of fucking course not, he wants to visit Professor Sokka, who yells at him and his royal guards for interrupting his day. The Earth King and his many, many royal guards then sheepishly say sorry and file out.

The last straw is when - not a week after he yelled at the Earth King - the assistant head of the Political Science dept walks in to the faculty lounge to find Sokka having tea with a nice normal man dressed in Earth greens for once, and can't resist a little joke. "Let me guess, you're having tea with the Fire Lord." And then she can instantly tell that she fucked up, because both of them go stock still.

So when the two men awkwardly stand up and proceed to introduce the Fire Lord whose portrait she has in her office because she is the assistant head of Political Science as Li, a server at the Jasmine Dragon, she just says "hello Li" and leaves to find a bottle of something strong.

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“I’m gonna crack her like a bad back” followed by Tears for Fears Shout is just peak writing

[kyescoolio]

[sidlingmooselike]

"I asked ChatGPT"

Well I asked Shawn Spencer and he pressed his fingers to his temples and said he was getting a vision

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

will being SO shocked that steve is a good guy was killing me you just know jonathan has been whispering anti steve propaganda in his ear

[emziess]

Please don't let it happen again. Not you. Stranger Things, S05E06

[hyperfixating-givemeaminute]

Ughhh 😭😭

[scottslvt]

steve when will said mike was just his tammy

[vanethealpacca]

Since some of you guys begged, here's MORE human Vincent in a shark onesie! Btw I see you guys using my first Vincent shark edit post as a reaction picture on tiktok lol I love it and here you guys go, more.

This is the dumbest thing I've ever done ngl but I hate to admit that I did enjoyed doing this LMAO

[fatfatgaybitch]

What accepting yourself for being gay does to a mf

[hyperfixating-givemeaminute]

It’s a ride of passage 🏳️‍🌈