[hoseoch]

“what are you gonna do, cry about it?” yes . the fuck

[fragiledate]

the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear

[kryptonians]

Tumblr’s one true talent is making me sick of things I’ve never seen or read or heard.

[skeletonsiro]

in our copy of hana-bi the subtitles never leave the screen until something else is said

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

dude’s fucking TORN about whether or not to buy a beret

[chemsexholmes]

Unfortunately you will talk like a tumblr user for your entire life. Sorry.

[scribblyspaceskeleton]

[warriorsmurf]

Unfortunately your kids might also talk like Tumblr users. My daughter said "Get cherished, idiot" to her cat yesterday.

[dotty-literati]

the big mamdani

[dotty-literati]

[mrsterlingeverything]

Um actually scrub daddy is my comfort character and it physically and psychically hurts me to see you chop him up and eat him after freezing and cracking him up with liquid nitrogen while naked with big boobs?

[mousemilf]

dont worry abt it, you just keep reading your lines and well take care of the rest. you'll be a star.

[mrsterlingeverything]

Ill be a star

[gallusrostromegalus]

Unironically love logging onto Tumblr dot com to see a beloved mutual has discovered a new batch of sad old men to sink their teeth into and shake vigorously like a dog that caught a squirrel and following the dash backwards to the post that made them pick up the scent. Truly unparalleled social media experience.

[paprikapony-deactivated20210526]

she gave cunt and she served and she died

[sacredstem]

it annoys me how the bastardized version of this post got memed …. she GAVE cunt she SERVED and she DIED…… remember that ..

[lyingfigure]

in that orderrrrr

[un-monstre]

Bloopers are movie aftercare and it’s fucked up that we got rid of them

[loveridden1999]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

[featuringmarkhoppus]

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

Every morning, I put on my thinking cap and my smartiepants. Unfortunately, there is no shirt that properly proclaims my intellectual abilities, so I have to go tits out

[mezbiyen-deactivated20220330]

[effortlesslysweet]

phd in silliness and whimsy

[moonlightingcurse]

Sorry, his commands are in French.

THE FALL GUY (2024) dir. David Leitch

[melancholic-whimsy]

ask game: you stalk my blog and then tell me what you think is wrong with me

[mossymaidn]

Sometimes you just have to lay on the floor and have floor time