genuine dick sucker

adult - he/they i also have an art tumblr now :) @fogterror my "f" tag is not me paying respects its for things i like looking at

[cognitohazardous]

white people say "he doesnt bite" before watching their untrained labradoodle mix do devil may cry combos on your yorkie

[dogpuppy]

[the-frightening-ghoul]

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[oywiththepo0dlesalready]

[crimewave420]

craziest scam bot bio ive seen in a while

[bish0ps]

3 cookies deep and it all starts to make sense

[bish0ps]

Cup of milk and i start moving like neo

[soviet-union-deactivated19911226]

“you’d fumble some girl asking for your star sign by going Um akshually it’s pseudoscience ☝️🤓” she’d fumble me by believing in astrology ngl

[bonesbeetle]

[zannolin]

oh blorbo from my shows? haha yeah man i love that guy. i hope something terrible happens to him in front of his loved ones that he barely survives and i get to watch.

[crabfisher]

cats don't even unstick their claws out of things anymore they will just sit there with their claw stuck in a blanket and look at you like this until you unstick it for them

[mind-altering-bugs]

Nobody wants to work anymore

[bakersfield-row]

[wheredidalltheusersgo]

[shaddy-bee]

[maykitz]

[dykecinema]

there should be a jesus on the cross emoji. not for any religious reasons. just so I can use it for every slight inconvenience.

[pangur-and-grim]

I'm having top surgery tomorrow. Can you give me your blessing?

I hope they yank those things clean off 🙏

[moneypuzzleexchanger]

Cashier: uhhh… wanna bag or nah

Me: Just let it all… *makes motion of sand falling through gaps in my fingers* disappear…

[sliversoakley4]

[sever1220]

[raatniko]

Emre I drew for my friend's birthday!

[fairycosmos]

my 5 year plan? find the energy to use my human body to participate in the world in some form or fashion

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]