H Y Z O

A relatively boring 30-year-old Canadian who draws uninteresting things, keeps weird pets, and pretends to be an adult.

[389]

Ange de Carbone by Cahetel Rosier

[stayatsam]

Feeling gray (OC)

[he/him]

[vilea777]

sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour

[hyzo]

Haven't posted in a while. Just finished BG3, here's my awful lil Durge.

[bbcwhereareyou]

@colorschanging Look at this! (x)

[nataliehall]

👹

[twistcmyk]

[hoshi9zoe]

[flawlessflesh]

demon king laios, who made the world his enemy

[gae-bolg-alternative-dot-exe]

another reminder to stop buying/watching/reading anything JK Rowling associated

[aranock]

I cannot stress enough she is a primary funder of transphobia. She is not just someone with bigoted views you can seperate from her work, her work funds the bigotry.

[passion-of-l0vers]

hand hurts from jacking off

[mothstiel]

inside thought!! inside thought!!

[passion-of-l0vers]

outside thought!!!!! outside thought!!!!! my hand is sore from jerking that thang asunder!!!!!!!!

[hyzo]

i think the word you want is 'wrenching'. you wrenched that thang asunder

[iliothermia]

[hyzo]

CANNOT wait to buy a print of this, holy smokes! The clawed hand! The elegant circular frame! The pattern on the inner fabric!

[travelsafely]

having an experience

[beardedmrbean]

[vexwerewolf]

This is one of the funniest noises I've ever heard in my life

[mikkeneko]

for the love of god unmute

[webphobia-deactivated20200321]

[shadedmetal]

Goniurella tridens is a species of fruit flies that carries on each wing the perfect image of an ant

[arcticarthropod]

I fully thought those were ants. Wtf

[crypticcripple]

I’ve stumbled across an online community of women (mostly) who alter those Precious Moments figures

And I’m obsessed

I love everything about it

[crypticcripple]

God I’m glad this is getting notes because there’s been an important update:

[hyzo]

my homophobic-ass grandma loved these and now i wish i hadn't tossed every single one of these little fucking things when i moved outta town

[azertip]

camille.andre.art