Stinky Bastard

they/them, multifandom and own stuff https://blento.app/iamacloud44.selfhosted.social

[aphrostiel]

lower decks! lower decks! 🌈✨

[garaks-padded-cell]

gobelins?

yes i attended the prestigious animation school Gobelins Paris and i just used the skills i acquired there to make this gif of Ma’ah from star trek lower decks doing minecraft sex

[i-am-a-cloud-44]

Thank you YouTube for recommending me a retrospective video about Inside Job

I forgot how good the show was

and my anger at netflix

[i-am-a-cloud-44]

A few head canons from me and friends

Ransom and Kayshon bonded over gardening (Kayshon just old man yapped at him and he nodded)

Barnes and Boimler have the occasional disagreement about which band is better, Monkees or Beatles

Matt and Kimolu get most of their gossip from Nurse Westlake (and you bet it is spicy)

Taylor is in T'Ana's book club

Shax regularly attends Dr. Migleemo Therapy Sessions and they genuinely help him, but Shax despises Dr. Migleemo's food puns

[sylveonsbowties]

space cat ladies

[crystal-mouse]

HAPPY 30th BIRTHDAY THRESHOLD DAY LIZARDS!

these guys are 30 today!

29th January 1996- 29th January 2026!

[hopeful-trekkie-deactivated2022]

James T. Kirk:

-Graduated in the top 4% of his year -was bullied by jocks -Is a history nerd -was so much of a teacher’s pet that he cheated on an exam and was commended for it -Was referred to as “a stack of books with legs”

Jean-Luc Picard:

-Spent all his free time drinking in pubs and playing billiards -broke more hearts than he can remember -started a bar fight that ended up in him being stabbed in the heart -likes to explore dangerous ruins of ancient civilizations for fun -wouldn’t even have become a starship captain if he wasn’t this much of a hothead

And yet people still manage to get it backwards???

[kalinara]

I think it’s a problem of First Officer, really.

Jim Kirk seems like a wild man because he’s standing next to calm, logical Spock.*  

Meanwhile, Picard seems stately and dignified because he’s standing next to Will “Any alien physiology is bangable if you just put some thought into it” Riker*.  

* Of course THEN, we get to the next layer, which is that Spock is the dude who told the Vulcan Science Academy to fuck itself, while Riker plays the trombone.

The Federation is a confusing place.

[cvrc11]

It’s definitely also a casting thing, to be fair. Shatner got a SCRIPT that said “play a giant gay nerd” but he played him like a jock fuckboy, and Stewart’s script said “play a jock fuckboy” and he played him like a giant gay nerd. Both of these were inspired decisions and I love them for making them. 

[lytefoot]

It’s age, too. We see Picard after he’s grown out of his nonsense. In the first episode, he has a talk with Riker like, “Hey, just so you know? I hired you because you got written up for calling out your last captain when he was being a dumbass. I consider calling me out when I’m being a dumbass to be an important part of your job.”

Meanwhile, Kirk is young and apparently hot (if you’re into that sort of thing) and all the alien ladies, through no fault of his own, want to bang him 100% of the time–this isn’t a thing he does on purpose and indeed is something he’s often horrified and baffled by.

[elidyce]

I personally like that every Starfleet Officer ever seen has ‘Shenanigans’ as one layer of their personality, all that varies is how far down it is and what prompts it. 

[i-am-a-cloud-44]

I love her stupid ass bob from the first look at the new comics so much, I had to redraw it in the show's style :)

[i-am-a-cloud-44]

Rewatching LD with my brother As we finished Season 2, I asked him if he has any predictions, here the list:

Cave episode

New Captain comes on board and is going to be hated

Freeman didn't blow up Packled Planet

Ransom thirst traps

DS9 episode (unlikely)

T'Lyn or M'aha sightings

T'Lyn transfer to the Cerritos

Mirror universe episode

... Am I related to a fortune teller????

[i-am-a-cloud-44]

We finished LD and a day later he said that he misses the show and wanted another season :)

My brain worms spread

[i-am-a-cloud-44]

[sillylilili]

Cuties for @i-am-a-cloud-44

[i-am-a-cloud-44]

THE THEMMMMM

[springs-art-fordays]

Girls trippp

[gar-wafflez]

[mcmoopsy]

Happy Fathers Day!

[stra-tek]

Found these on Facebook, linking to an app here:

Project RITOS - interactive LCARS by meWho

Interactive computer interface based on LCARS UI from Star Trek: Lower Decks — bright colors with large text, includes USS CERRITOS starship

No idea if it's any good but the cutaways are pretty

[i-am-a-cloud-44]

Rewatching LD with my brother As we finished Season 2, I asked him if he has any predictions, here the list:

Cave episode

New Captain comes on board and is going to be hated

Freeman didn't blow up Packled Planet

Ransom thirst traps

DS9 episode (unlikely)

T'Lyn or M'aha sightings

T'Lyn transfer to the Cerritos

Mirror universe episode

... Am I related to a fortune teller????

[trek-rp2161]

From what I remember 5 of these are true. I can't remember if there was a mirror universe episode or not

[i-am-a-cloud-44]

TECHNICALLY

S5E1 is, slightly mirrored episode

[i-am-a-cloud-44]

He added "seeing Janeway" to the list

Also I made him a Ransom and Miglemoo truther

W me and W brother

[i-am-a-cloud-44]

Rewatching LD with my brother As we finished Season 2, I asked him if he has any predictions, here the list:

Cave episode

New Captain comes on board and is going to be hated

Freeman didn't blow up Packled Planet

Ransom thirst traps

DS9 episode (unlikely)

T'Lyn or M'aha sightings

T'Lyn transfer to the Cerritos

Mirror universe episode

... Am I related to a fortune teller????

[trek-rp2161]

From what I remember 5 of these are true. I can't remember if there was a mirror universe episode or not

[i-am-a-cloud-44]

TECHNICALLY

S5E1 is, slightly mirrored episode