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enswbl

foraging for a fuckberry to give

vnstudioelan

its women wednesday…!!! you made it to another women wednesday!!!

kittiescatlover

A cat is a smart and mysterious animal from the planet cute

sapphic-sadist

I’ve been kicked out of the hucow hooters for tipping my waitress

dykieran

it's crazy how once you notice how literally everything centres men all the time you will never be able to enjoy anything properly ever again

dykieran

this show is about men this movie is about men this game is meant to be played as a man these characters are men so they're intrinsically more likeable than their bitchy women counterparts this show is about women but they're all for men to look at this movie is about a woman but there's a guy there as well to make it more palatable for General Audience (men) this fandom is all about this one man what do you mean you don't like men. what about this man you must like him!!! he's like a woman to me! and by that i mean i headcanon him as a trans man because im #queeringit and him being a trans man basically means Woman Lite right? so i basically do care about women! and going on e makes you like men and going on t makes you like men and being a lesbian means you still have to have a himbo man friend and you HAVE to read this book! it's about a man

drowsy-corpsegirl

Love the asexual tranny too, btw

clowngirlcreampie

not every social interaction has to be rooted in sexuality and the second a lot of girls start denying their body to others they lose a lot of opportunities for connection and I think a lot of us pretend it just doesn't happen like that

mx-mouse

reblog to give asexual trannies a basket of strawberries ❤️

bruntalism

we kill the bat man

yossyislandd

littlemissminu

did you sayed something

whatcoloristhatcat

seal mackerel tortoiseshell lynx point with low white spotting

3000s

while you were busy jacking off & cumming hard. it rained outside beautifully

bunniope

what do you think i was jacking off to...?

sufjansjoy

well i'll just go ahead and get it out of the way : good morning. i know that's what you sick tuesday freaks want to hear..........

contemptible-scoundrel

you're an audiophile? you like to fuck little sounds and speakers?

contemptible-scoundrel

SHE WAS 17 DECIBELS YOU SICK FUCK

loveridden1999

shell of a person is such an apt description like yeah i feel exactly like that rn

cleanturnssmartgirlsdumb

you need daddy to complete you

loveridden1999

daddy needs to be euthanized

tanadrin

So one of the things that can apparently contribute to kidney issues in cats is if they eat too much dry food and don't drink enough water; cats are adapted to get a lot of their water from their food since they're originally desert animals, and might not get enough water if they don't eat wet food. Unfortunately, Dozy won't eat wet food no matter what; she categorically refuses to touch the stuff. So a few months ago, we were looking for ways to get Dozy more fluids, and my wife noticed at the pet store a cat drink--basically meat broth with some floaty bits in--that was low-protein and meant for cats with kidney issues. So we figured, worth a try, right?

Great news: she loved it. Super tasty apparently. Great success. Along with the kidney-sensitive treats we found, it was a nice way to supplement her diet. Unforseen long-term consequence though: she loved it so much she began demanding it throughout the day. Like, would come up to us and meow, and meow, and meow, and not stop, until we got up, went to the kitchen, and got her some cat drink.

And by doing so on demand, we have unfortunately created a monster: no matter what we are doing at home, Dozy knows that if she sits next to you and meows, 1) you know what she wants, and 2) you know that she will not stop until you get it for her now. And when you do get it, she gets extremely excited. She will bum rush the kitchen door as you enter. She will run around your feet as you open the can. She will let out the creakiest, crunchiest, most nails-on-the-chalkboard meow you've ever heard if she thinks you're not going fast enough.

I do not begrudge her this. It is gratifying to care for a creature whose most ardent desires are so simple that it is this easy to fulfill them. But I am a little sad, because I know in my heart that I have never loved any comestible as much as she loves this cat drink. She has a pleasure of a purity and intensity that I will never know.