I am a Monument to all your Sins

Hey there, I'm just a person on the Internet being a loser. feel free to join me in such activities. she/her | 27 | Bisexual | Gemini|

[everythingfox]

A distinguished gentleman

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BARBIE (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig

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THE TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW MOON (2009) dir. Chris Weitz

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[thlayli-rah]

I work at a restaurant and nothing will ever beat the time this woman threw an absolute hissy fit at brunch because we ran out of home fries and all we had were french fries, she yelled at me, she demanded to speak to my manager, and when she’s in the middle of complaining, my manager just stopped her and went “hey do you want a hug?” and this woman went “what?” and my manager was like “you just seem super upset about the shape of these potatoes and I thought maybe you needed a hug” fucking hysterical, I got to watch a human blue screen in real life, absolutely the best way to shame someone for their nonsense I’ve ever seen

[everythingfox]

Damage: 0 Confusion: 100

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[hymnsofheresy]

i just woke up from a dream where i was being interrogated by a bunch of people asking me if “furbies are kosher” firstly…. im not jewish. secondly……..what the fuck

[hymnsofheresy]

please stop sending me asks pertaining to the kosher status of furbies. i really do not know. this was just a manifestation of my subconscious. im assuming that they are not kosher because furbies aren’t even food. but who knows! ask a rabbi, if you must. 

[natashatroyka-deactivated201902]

Jew here! Furbies are actually worse than unkosher–they are not permissible as food, even for gentiles. This is because the Torah teaches that it is forbidden for any human to eat the meat of an animal that is still alive, and the Furby cannot die.

[hymnsofheresy]

hi this is the most ominous description of a furby i have ever heard

[maximumthrill]

VEGETA

[pun-ishment888]

Possible case for Vegeta defeating bugs bunny.

[twonshawn]

just saying

[conservatives-arekilling-america]

ALWAYS worthy of reblogging.

[sirreal13]

PAY IT BACK!

[publiusmaximum]

Al Gore said that the Social Security Surplus should go into a budgetary “lock box” to keep it safe for the future.

Fun fact:

In the 2000 election,

George W Bush said that the Social Security Surplus should go to giving tax cuts to rich people.

Very Serious Centrists and “leftists” said that “there’s not a dime’s worth of difference between the two”.

George W Bush was rejected by the American people generally, and the people of Florida specifically. But the supreme court liked him more so he became president.

And I’m a bitter old man.

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[cannibalchicken]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

You can't just call it schlurp

[malcolmcooks]

this is what pokemon names in english sound like to non pokemon fans. like come on you can't say "you can't just call it schlurp" when its english name is fucking licky tounge

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And attack

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[prisonhannibal]

if I was hannibal and someone accused me I would be like “really? is it because of my name? I was under the impression that we were all adults here, but it seems i was mistaken.” and they would be so embarrassed they would have no choice but let me go

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