[i-am-not-free]

Well....,.

[hardstoplucas1]

When you call somebody’s name but they don’t know where it’s coming from

[robb-the-reaver]

This is genuinely frightening

[bordermatecrinkles-deactivated2]

You know when a horror movie has so many jokes it feels more like a comedy? This is the exact opposite of that

[thethirdcircle]

It Follows (2014)

[batter-sempai]

I remember reading somewhere that there’s a fine line between comedy and horror, this video crossed that fine line like 10 times.

[noahnomore]

[noahnomore]

[officialunitedstates]

reblog if you’ve been known to tell a joke once in a while

[divamancer]

Knock knock

[officialunitedstates]

xD that is my favorite one

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

seduce me with ridiculous history facts

[chrownox]

Pineapples used to be so expensive that people would rent them for partys as prestige decoration

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

that’s the shit

[secretaryofdarkness]

Upwards of 90% of all giraffe sex is homosexual, with some males even developing intimate relationships that include fawning and cuddling with their necks.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

my first thought was “this can’t possibly be based on fact” and then

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this has nothing to do with history

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

just found out today that moths can make their genitals vibrate to throw off a bat’s sonar

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

hrnng, moth colonel, i’m sneaking around because the clap of my asscheeks keeps confusing the guards

[unclefather]

Ever notice how all drugs rhyme?

Speed

Weed

Mead

Meth amphetameed

Crack cocaine

[brattypanda0]

…did you take each of those as you went along? It might explain the…interesting rhyming scheme?

[unclefather]

No. It’s called a haiku. Look it up.

[femaleshits]

[animatedtext]

requested by greyywall

[funnypicsdept]

[liquidstar]

currently drinking juice with my custom krazy straw that says “bitch” while wearing comically large sunglasses and i think im finding my true self rn tbh

[liquidstar]

[tabbythekouhai-deactivated20201]

How long must you suck in order for you to finally get the juice?

[liquidstar]

not gonna lie it takes a few seconds but whats the point of being a bitch if im not gonna be over the top

[dahliavandare]

They look like they’re about to give me the best advice

Some reallife Edna Mode energy going on

[liquidstar]

I think that’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me thank you

[femaleshits]

[theweirdwideweb]

[randomitemdrop]

Item: armful of miscellaneous unidentifiable junk from a higher-dimensional garage; the more you look the less you can tell about it.

[texasbackroad]

Ribbon snake in the woods at Houston Arboretum this morning: 10/8/2017.

[animepopheart]

★ Knoll | E12-My Very Best Friend ☆ ⊳ homura / kyubey (madoka☆magica) ✔ redistribution allowed (3.26.19) ⊳ visit my insta / twitter / blog

[understands]