Science of seduction

Feel free to talk nerdy to me. ;)

[celinethefeline]

[nosimpincurly]

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

[catherinebunnington]

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

[frankisnotademon]

Reblog to give your period cramps to donald trump

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

the person reading this is going to survive the rough patch they’re going through

[homunculus-argument]

I like that the only reason we can't domesticate hyenas is because they are simply too powerful. You could take one with you to a city on another continent, leave for work in the morning and then by lunch the beastie shows up at your job like "hi bud I think you accidentally forgot me at home :3 but it's ok I'm here now!" because once alone it chewed trough a brick wall, bent out a cast iron gate, and tracked the faintest scent on asphalt through a completely unfamiliar environment to find you.

Also caught and ate a few pigeons, two outdoor cats, and a small dog on the way. A quick snack.

[dabblingindissent]

[everythingfox]

Enjoying his little day

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

Every morning, I put on my thinking cap and my smartiepants. Unfortunately, there is no shirt that properly proclaims my intellectual abilities, so I have to go tits out

[infectiouspiss]

predictions are locked in. 2026 is going to be a good one

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[teatertots]

Simply genius line readings here i had to put them to paper

[flodaya]

everything coming full circle (2/∞)

[texasteaparty]

Shane is scrolling through recipes for two (he won't make that mistake again, no sir)

while Ilya is scrolling the Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov (hockey rpf) ao3 tag

[ariadne-mouse]

Ilya Rozanov runs like a guy who runs to run

Shane Hollander runs like a guy who runs to cross train

Scott Hunter runs like a bat out of hell being chased by a ravenous hoard of his own personal demons

[endlessly-ranting-antheia]

Ilya: I could marry Svetlana to get American citizenship

Shane: and I could commit a murder suicide right now. See how we’re both saying shit

[circle-the-earth]

[hogwartswitch1997]

"This is ridiculous!" Harry exclaims as he shifts uncomfortably on the wooden chair of the tea shop in Hogsmeade, looking at the door as if he were to bolt if Draco turned his back on him.

"I lost a bet, Potter... Deal with it, " Draco says as he can almost hear Blaise and Pansy laughing at him from the Slytherin common room.

"You're telling me you don't have twenty galleons to pay? Your father is bloody rich!"

"He'll kill me if he finds out I made a bet with his money, so a tea... appointment thingy is in order," Draco says bitterly.

"Fine! You know the whole school will think we're dating, right?" Harry asked while lifting one eyebrow at him.

"I'll hex them if they speak a single word about this. Now... do you like lemon biscuits? I heard they're really good, " Draco says while his long pale fingers fidget with a paper napkin. He is blushing, and so is Potter.

"Sure. Let's get this over with, " Harry says quietly.

Not a word is spoken, but whenever their eyes meet, both boys are not as mad as they pretend to be.

[lesvegas]

A few years ago while trying to find ways to commit suicide as painlessly as possible, I came across a PDF of Dr. Paul Quinnett's The Forever Decision. Thinking it might go into actual methods of suicide (I read an article once that actually did that and was trying to find it again) I started to read it, and I think I only got about two pages in before I was crying too much to actually see the words.

I downloaded the PDF to my hard drive and I open it again whenever I'm feeling too suicidal to do much else, but not enough to start booking a ride to the hospital. And every time without fail I only go up to a few pages before backing off and choosing to live another day just because suicide suddenly seems even more unbearable than whatever the hell upset me in the first place.

All the book really does is [I'm pulling a summary from GoodReads here as, again, I've read no more than 5 pages] "discusses the social aspects of suicide, the right to die, anger, loneliness, depression, stress, hopelessness, drug and alcohol abuse, the consequences of a suicide attempt, and how to get help."

But it also starts with the author kindly asking the reader to complete the book before going through with anything, and for some reason I'm compelled to really just try to read it all before finalizing everything. Despite not yet completing it (hopefully never will) I think I can safely say it's saved my life at least a few times now.

It's intentionally legal to copy and redistribute this book to keep it as accessible as possible, and it's very easy to find, but here's a link for it anyways.