Trash

Fucked up my last blog so I had to basically start over.

[i-bash-myself-to-sleep]

[i-bash-myself-to-sleep]

All I want is my bf to say naughty things to me and make me feel pretty 😩

[i-bash-myself-to-sleep]

All I want is my bf to say naughty things to me and make me feel pretty 😩

[cptn-jtk]

gay tv shows to watch during pride!!

• star trek: the original series

[thememedaddy]

me irl

[johnathan-armanithan]

[i-bash-myself-to-sleep]

I posted this picture on my IG story, and a person I used to hang out with in grade-school is trying to slide in my DMs. 😂 "I used to have a crush on you, but also this other girl (who he then says he had sex with)." 🙄🥱

[plasmalogical]

[mermen]

is the new mcr song good

[mermen]

[cum-padre]

What the fuck is going on

[blairwitchapologist]

aren’t you even a little bit ashamed of promoting abortion so loudly?

nope! i love abortion, i love people who get abortions, and i love people who help people get abortions! xoxo

[anakinfromzadash]

anti-egg vegans are always a hoot. like, she’s not using it. it’s not fertilized. it’s going to rot and attract predators. you want me to just throw it in the trash??

[amapola-castellana]

its still animal exploitation, is it not?

[sheepsbian]

do you think a chicken with zero emotional attachment to the egg she popped out feels exploited when that egg leaves the coop?

[paniniwitharugula]

if that unfertilized egg cracked in the pen there’s not a chicken who would wait 0.002 seconds to slurp that shit down raw and unseasoned but I’m supposed to exploit foreign children farming for slave wages and ship all of their staple crops across the world to me instead. and this feels like the moral high ground to them. alright

[bogleech]

I regret to inform people there’s a growing philosophy that benefiting in any way from another animal species is inherently more wrong than actively harming members of your own species because they think of humans like Gods among the Beasts and thus they believe we have a moral responsibility to keep to ourselves rather than make use of anything from another creature without its “consent.” Like, it isn’t even about harm. It’s like they’d feel violated if it turned out space aliens were secretly keeping their old piss to sell at the space store.

[mybeingthere]

Image © Brian Matthews, European shag. All images © Bird Photographer of the Year

[satsuti]

if there’s something i wish i knew starting out it is how much trial-and-error is apart of the process.

[satsuti]

don’t brand yourself. don’t slap fancy titles onto your name. let your actions speak for itself. learn from the spirits and systems coming your way; learn where home feels like. try shit out. don’t chase, lean back and see what comes. see just how far spirits are willing to go for your partnership, you’ll be surprised.

every spirit shows up for a reason and they have their own agenda. so find your agenda. be cunning and make the most out of it.

[lycanthrology]

tragedy enjoyers when their favourite characters are brutally killed in a completely avoidable scenario of their own creation

[1eos]

im really sick of whisper singers bring back belting on god

[1eos]

if you can't sing in all caps for a chorus i need you to put the microphone DOWN and get another job. im not playing anymore

[a-monster-plain-and-simple]

things the kittens have so far yelled at me about with the righteous indignation of child monarchs:  - i could not find my brother for 1.3 seconds  - my brother bit my ears when i pounced on him - my brother refused to bite my ears even though I pounced on him - my brother has carried away the little mouse toy but I wanted to carry away the little mouse toy - want to lie in lap but no room  - want to lie in lap but am on floor - want to lie in lap but it is too warm in lap - too small to jump on table - too large to get behind washing machine as is my sacred right - i am being prevented from drinking the coffee, a substance which would do me grievous harm - you are not letting me lick the inside of your nostrils - i am too small to headbutt you with enough force to adequately represent my affection

[not-great-not-terrible]

You never know when learning a new skill will come in handy. For example, I had a crush on a boy in middle school who loved Sonic so I learned how to draw him and the other characters so he'd sit by me. 16 years later I'm trying to take a kid's blood pressure multiple times. It's too high because he's scared, he hates it. I see mom's got Sonic playing on her phone. So while the dynamap is running I say "hey look at this!" Draw a quick Sonic on the exam table paper, he's so focused on me that he doesn't realize his BP was taken, now with beautiful numbers. Gotta do an EKG now and I bribe him, "i'll draw Tails if you sit still for me"... perfect EKG. Now coming to see a cardiologist is a lot less scary for a couple kids, all because of my middle school crush.