Hi

I like food and stuff

[keybladesoras]

Okoye being a mood

[alexander]

your uber is here, i am outside

[fuckjerry]

[sadnegro]

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

This is…so me

[jennamourey]

A Full Face of Rhinestones

[lovepsychothefirst]

#listen I don’t watch Jenna Marbles#I’ve never subscribed to hr channel#but there’s one thing about her that I absolutely respect#she does NOT clickbait#she fucking COMMITS to whatever bull shit she says she’s gonna do#90% of her video titles LOOK like clickbait#but then the video is EXACTLY what the title says#how many balloons does it take to life my chihuahua off the ground#I DON’T KNOW JENNA WHY DON’T YOU FIND OUT#spends entire video reporting on increasingly annoyed Party City employees#as she ties over 100 helium balloons to a sling that her dog falls asleep in#while floating 4 feet above the ground#because she fucking found out how many balloons it took#‘MY DOG RATES SOAP’ says the video title#her Italian Greyhound has some kind of soap licking neurosis and shows clear preferences#by the end of the video her dog does indeed have a favorite brand of soap#I EAT DOG TREATS WITH MY DOGS#literally does exactly that and actually enjoys like 2 of them#I don’t follow her at all but DAMN does Jenna Marbles not fuck around#she just … does exactly what she says she will#like some kind of chaotic entity that combats clickbait by being exactly as absurd as the marketing implies

[michaun]

[sprf23]

I love her so much

[eggpuffs]

THE PEANUTS MOVIE MADE ME CRY

[rhaenys]

me 2 pheebs

[captainbee89]

I am Pheobe

[runwild-rundeep]

Growing up is weird. Losing touch with friends who you thought would be at your wedding is weirder. 

[comedysintral]

[thighschool]

me as a doctor

[surprisebitch]

that look says she bout to beat that doctor’s ass

[shromo-deactivated20181202]

[madness-and-gods]

[disimba]

Calvin and Hobbes shaped my life.

[with-drops-of-jupiter]

I C A N N O T breathe

[wdwpres-deactivated20190130]

THAT LAST LIKE .01 SECOND

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

OH MY G OD

[lovingrot]

me when i hear a single pluck on a banjo:

[different-landscapes]

[trapcard]

[queenofcarrots]

(x)

[sixpenceee]

The artist is JennyJinya

[cutex24]

important!

[grooming-tails]

Seems a perfext time to share this as my home time of Manchester is currently celebrating pride !!

[against-stars]

we’re watching the new season of queer eye and my dad is actually crying over the ep with the trans dude, like he’s talking about his top surgery and my dad is in tears going “when you sculpt marble the sculpture is already inside, you’re just getting rid of what isn’t part of it! he’s just getting rid of what isn’t part of him!”

so from my oldass 70 year old dad to all my trans followers, y'all are marble sculptures and you’re perfect