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YOU ARE THE REASON
we're not kids anymore.
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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The Stonewall Inn
art blog(derogatory)
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trying on a metaphor
EXPECTATIONS
noise dept.
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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if fallout 76 really is a world where “every character is a real person” & there’s no NPCs im making it my civic duty to be like this lowly tavern barkeep and then once i’ve established enough of a rapport i’m going to nuke all of west virginia and it will be in character
someone help where’s the screenshot of some post somewhere about the mmo player who barkept for a longass time then fucked absolutely everyone over
This one? @team0player0
This is like if Gone Girl was an MMO
37 jokes reductress would reject if i submitted them but instead i’m just posting them on tumblr
I’m Not Just The Hot, Young, Conniving Ice Queen Who’s Going To Marry Your Dad And Ship You Brats Off To Boarding School — I Also Have Hemorrhoids
I’m Sick Of The Patriarchy Telling Me To Downplay My Accomplishments, Such As Getting Away With The Murder Of Natalee Holloway
Feminist Icon? Terrible Mom Ensures Daughter’s Future Therapy Sessions Will All Pass the Bechdel Test
Aww! Woman’s Parents Fled Hardships Of Communism Just So She Could Experience Hardships Of Capitalism
Couple’s Venmo Transaction History Paints Pretty Vivid Picture of Whose Idea It Was To Open Their Relationship
Bitch Who Had TWO American Girl Dolls Wants To Lecture You About Class Consciousness Now
Report: Gaslighting And Lying Just Kind Of The Same Thing, According To Lauren
5 Guys To Date In Your 20s Even Though They’re Not Gerri From Succession
Quiz: Is This Emotional Labor Or Just Listening To Your Friend Talk About Her Problems For Once?
Wow! Friend’s Entire Poly Relationship Drama Could Be Solved With Chore Chart
I Hope This Email Finds You Before The Owner Of This Remote Island Does, Because He’s Hunting You For Sport
5 Fights To Have With Your Boyfriend That Are Just The ‘Whitecaps’ Episode Of The Sopranos
I Online Stalked My Ex’s New Girlfriend And Get This: She Used To Be Mormon???
Weird Quirks You Didn’t Know Were ADHD Symptoms That Are Just Having Enormous Bazonkers And A Dump Truck Ass
Goals! Woman’s Entire Understanding Of Stock Market Comes From Neopets
Haley Posting A Whole Lot About God’s Grace For Someone Who Gave You A ‘Backup Invitation’ To Her Pool Party In Sixth Grade
6 Movies To Watch Even Though Kathryn Hahn Isn’t Even In Any Of Them, So What The Fuck
Quiz: Is This A Serious Feminist Issue Or A Personal Problem You’ve Projected On Your Parasocial Relationship With An A-List Celebrity?
How To Settle Down With Jeff Even Though You Lack The Sizzling Chemistry Of Robert De Niro And Al Pacino In ‘Heat’
4 Theories About Kim On ‘Better Call Saul’ That Will Make Your Coworkers Say “Yeah, I’ve Been Meaning To Check That Show Out”
Report: Emily Identifying As Empath Now, Which, Not To Be Rude, But Emily?!
Quiz: Is That Movie A Feminist Masterpiece, Or Does It Just Have A Woman In It?
Inspiring! Jenna’s Handshake So Fucking Firm, No One Can Tell She Grew Up Without A Father
How To Pretend You Never Hated Anne Hathaway Now That Everyone Likes Her Again
Activism Win! Kevin’s Intersectional Feminism Definitely Not Just An Excuse To Call This One White Women A Cunt
All 5 Women On Bumble BFF Still Looking For The Abbi To Their Ilana, So Good Luck
4 Things Your History Teacher Definitely Told You That You Didn’t Retain Because You Were Writing Horny Draco/Harry Fanfic In Your Notebook
‘There’s No Ethical Consumption Under Capitalism’ Says Woman About To Blow $77 On Polyester Tops From Fashion Nova
Fuck! Tamogatchi Definitely Dead By Now
Quotes From Gone Girl’s ‘Cool Girl’ Monologue To Take Out Of Context When Some Bitch Rubs You The Wrong Way
4 Inspiring Female Politicians To Call ‘Neoliberal Shills’ As Soon As You’re Totally Clear On What That Means
Huh! 100% of Lindsey’s Sexual Fantasies Attributable To The Alan Cumming Character In ‘Spy Kids’
Aww! Teacher Lonely Enough To Consider Confiding In Neurotic Third Grader Whose Parents Are Also Going Through Tough Divorce
Woman Who Just Mainlined 500-Comment Meltdown In Facebook Group Thinks ‘Gifted Kid Burnout’ Is The Reason She Hasn’t Read A Book In Years
Does She Believe In An Antisemitic Conspiracy About A Sex Trafficking Ring Of Satan-Worshiping Elites, Or Is She Just Kinda Quirky?!
31-Year-Old Woman Who Claims You ‘Can Pry Her Skinny Jeans From Her Cold, Dead Hands’ Claps Back At Gen Z By Becoming Lobbyist For Fossil Fuel Industry
Group Text Puts Aside Feminism To Really Just Go The Fuck In On Crystal
Bisexual women & lesbians are not enemies
We r friends
Very very good friends
Sometimes even pals
pals, yes
things i always keep in my backpack:
the bible (king james edition)
a copy of the U.S. consitution
a copy of my school’s current rulebook
i do this so that whenever someone at school tries to make a point and then defends it by saying ‘it’s in the constitution!’ or ‘it’s from the bible!’ or something else along those lines, i can pull out my own copy and say, ‘where exactly does it say that?’
also it’s just great to confuse people by pulling a fucking book of school rules out of nowhere in order to discuss what qualifies as a dresscode violation.
today during lunch a kid and i were debating the gender of god and he said “god’s a man in the bible” and i said “i’m pretty sure god is technically nonbinary or genderfluid, but let me check that” and i unzipped my backpack and the boy said “what’s she doing?” and my friend replied “she’s getting her bible” and i’m not sure how he felt when i set it down on the lunch table and flipped open to genesis but i definitely felt amazing.
op ur url says it all
Opened Twitter and this was the first thing I saw
Sherlock Holmes Fucked My Mom, an anthology series about the domestic misadventures of a teenage protagonist whose single mother keeps hooking up with various public domain literary figures.
i don’t know, but i’m still not calling him “dad”.
callout post for my roommates who have decided to start writing lyrics for the hypothetical star wars musical ‘Glup Shitto’ written and dir by lin manuel miranda who also plays the titular glup shitto
Razor Crest - Planets
The Mandalorian (2019-)
waters so fuckin good! like glug bitch lol
this post always shoots up in notes around 2am i am onto you water loving fucks
Taka-taka-taka
full disclosure i love getting killed in Among Us. dont have to pay attention during meetings? no getting falsely accused of wrongdoing by the people you most trust?? the existential peace of floating over your own corpse??? super fast ghosts tasks??!!!
like someone follows me into electrical alone i get hopeful. make my day, make the wire task 3x faster for me. make this happen for me i wanna shoot right through walls.
I SAW GOODY PROCTOR FAKE A TASK
I SAW GOODY PROCTOR VENT
Republicans continue to threaten us with a good time.
this is so cute
if someone asked me a week ago what georgia, pennsylvania, nevada, vladimir putin, and the tv show supernatural all had in common, i don’t know what my answer would have been but it would not have been november 5th 2020
