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[nortsmedley]

me when I wake up at six am for my five hour shift and my boss begs me to stay for nine hours instead

[tlirsgender]

People love being like Here's how you can tell someone is trans [the weirdest cissexist garbage you've heard in your life that's, like, objectively untrue if you've ever seen anyone other than conventionally attractive white people i.e. left your house occasionally]

[tlirsgender]

This is why transphobes think they're under fucking siege when they go to the grocery store btw

[tlirsgender]

The thing is that transness and gender nonconformity are already parts of natural human variation but some of you REALLY hate natural human variation. Like if seeing a cis woman with a square jaw can shatter your worldview maybe it wasn't built on very solid ground to begin with

[bettedavisgf]

intellectually i knew this already but it always feels like a shock finding out that like 60% of prominent british actors are from families with the kind of generational wealth that gets you sued for slavery reparations lol

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

YOU LOVE TO SEE IT

[funnytwittertweets]

[afterword]

hey dude im on Loves You island and all of your friends are here too. what time are u planning on getting here? we are gonna order pizza

[lidoshka]

[jakemorph]

when you tell a joke in the group chat and they just hit you with that Age of Empires II: Definitive Edition crusader stare

[queenhelenblackthorn]

love love love that the guy who carried around a gun on his waist everywhere he went cause "you never know when shit's gonna go down" did not carry an epipen for his lethal food allergy

[nyamafriend]

none of you are talking abt whiskey which truthfully is such a damn shame. she was introduced and i thought she was just supposed to be the dumb blonde girlfriend - arm candy. but then she ran into helen and we immediately see how badly she wants to do more, but she feels trapped to go along with what duke does in order to build her future. shes also the only person to look at helen, who she believes is andi, and say thats shes sorry, that she was fucked over and didnt deserve what happened. dont look at me and say this character wasnt fucking fantastic

[nicostiel]

#they're married okay

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"oh please everyone has gay thoughts sometimes" so what i'm hearing is that heteronormativity is so ingrained that a significant percentage of the population regularly experiences bisexual attraction? but dismisses it as something that all straight people experience? this is so concerning are you guys okay

[thatrandomblogsays]

CSPAN when there’s no speaker of the house to stop them from filming and they can stream the unbridled chaos of the speaker elections for the first time

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[herssian]

i recently had a thought. which, as you can imagine, was stressful