i-consume-children

i consume children. may I die surrounded by my annoying ahh friends.

[i-consume-children]

crying bc my dad just said he's always disappointed in me, after I accidentally forgot to put the lid back on the rice while it cooked.

why must my parents insist on breaking my heart

[i-consume-children]

am i the only who cries whenever i see the "i am a surgeon" scene? like, it's shaun bawling his eyes out, begging his superior to give him back the job he wants and loves, the job he had to fight hard to have, the job he thought would allow him to save the most people after he couldn't save his baby brother...meanwhile people made fun of him.

like, i sat there in tears watching him have this breakdown, my little brother has had such similar breakdowns and i was sobbing and then i opened tiktok and searched it up...and it's a fucking MEME?? it's a MEME?? you're taking the breakdown of an autistic man in media and made him a MEME?? (ik his actor isn't autistic)

THAT'S MEAN.

[i-consume-children]

friend sent me this😭😭

whoever drew this is an icon

[robin-vb]

He would get a piercing just to annoy Bruce

[i-consume-children]

Tim: I never considered that you know Arabic. Being bilingual sounds so cool! Damian: Not when I stand in the kitchen for twenty minutes trying to remember the English word for 'food'. Jason: Wait, why are you bilingual? Damian: Ahki, you’re bilingual. Jason: No, I’m bisexual. Steph: Almost there, Jay.

[i-consume-children]

i was playing guess the movie with mine and one other family (just like a yt video) and the movies were some older, early 2000s movies so i didn't really know them, meaning i didn't answer that many.

then, a scene of two buff men in fucking cowboy hats appear. i clock them. without thinking, i say,

"brokeback mountain"

my dad, unaware, says i did good. adults congratulate me for knowing the movie they didn't. but, in the distance, i see my sister clock me.

i think she forgot to talk abt it with me so i was SAFE until she left for college

[i-consume-children]

i just realized.

in tbosas, Lucy Gray tells Snow "if there's one thing i learned in district 12, it's that hunger is a weapon" (or something along those lines, idk)

Snow took that to heart.

he starved Lenore Dove, he kept her hungry, so when she ate the poison gumdrops, she couldn't throw it back up.

hunger is a weapon, and Snow used it to kill Lenore Dove.

[sarracenia7419]

These books live to destroy us.

[i-consume-children]

yes they do

[i-consume-children]

side note that this happens in the future

montreal: dude, you're dating ilya? how do we know you're not betraying us for him? shane: run. montreal: what? [footsteps rapidly approaching] shane: oh, shit, you guys have to go, like now, before they-- ilya & hayden: [bursting into the room] what the fUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?!?!?! shane: RUN!

#oh#TOTALLY#heated rivalry#heated rivarly spoilers#ilya rozanov#shane hollander#hollanov#bl#yaoi bl#yaoi#hayden pike#ilya and hayden are definitely REALLY protective#“you're about to kick off shane?”#“well you're also about to caTCH THESE HANDS”#nobody's allowed to be mean to their little autstic boy#and they don't get why shane is sweet enough to warn them#like#bitches don't DESERVE warnings#“we should jump them in an alley”#it doesn't matter who says what#they're both a little insane#that's okay#they bond over dumb things shane did TRUST ME#i was there

[thehyperfixationistlass]

Every time I see Mike Wheeler on screen

[i-consume-children]

post lobotomy mike wheeler had to be the most traumatic thing to ever happen to me

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[serena-a]

First husbands of hockey Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov back at the Winter Olympics 12 years after Sochi ❤️‍🔥🥹😭

[xohxoo]

The gay agenda has never been clearer 🫡

[i-consume-children]

ok ok these two characters have like almost nothing in common but i love them both, so....

alright, haymitch. we love him. like he said in the epilogue, he's like a goose. he mates for life. he moved on, obviously, but he's not letting go, he's not forgetting, and that's okay. he's completely valid for never wanting to form another romantic relationship again.

that's his choice, and it's okay for him to choose that.

then...stay with me, the dad from hotel transylvania. okay, drac's wife dies (clearly). he's moved on and he's not going to forget, just like haymitch, but he's also willing to let go. he let his wife go so he could be happy with erica. that's okay, too.

both of their reactions to loss are valid, and both of them are okay. i've heard people say they don't like that drac moved on and ended up with erica, but guess what? that's him letting go and being happier.

and, listen, i am an avid haymitch and effie shipper, but we learn in sotr that he doesn't want to let go of lenore dove, and...that's okay. if he doesn't want to be romantic with effie, that's okay.

when people are mad drac entered a new relationship and that haymtich didn't i get mad. it's their choice.

[addictivecontradiction]

Maurice, 1987

[skarlettriott]

I love to see other women thriving

[i-consume-children]

Jason: Listen, we know you’re dating. Why didn’t you tell us? Dick: Well, if we told Tim he would’ve told Cass who would’ve told you. If we told you, you would’ve told everyone. If we told Cass, she would’ve sent out wedding invitations. Tim: He’s got us, there. Cass: So you tell Damian? Wally: We didn’t tell Damian, he walked in on us kissing, said “called it”, did the floss, and moonwalked away. Wally: I learned many new words that day. Damian: He’s trying to say that I’m iconic. Dick: He’s trying to say that you’re a walking, talking migraine.

[i-consume-children]

okay so i got pissed as FUCK at a family function today bc a couple of the adult men (including my father) made crude comments about women.

i got pissed as fuck. i was so fucking angry it was insane how i didn't explode at them. i complained to their wives, and my dad is saying "you should've defended yourself" and the men are saying "i've never ctually meant those words, i've never said them before"

i don't give a flying fuck. you've never said those words before? well, you said them now you misogynistic asshole. you said them now, who's to say you won't say them again? that you haven't said them before?

"i was just joking--" i don't give a flying fuck. women are not something for you to just make a joke out of. if i said a crude comment about men that night, i would've been lectured and scolded and called disrespectful. the men would've been pissed at me. they wouldn't have been told to defend themselves.

i told them it wasn't funny to make comments about women's rights, to make jokes, because we're losing them by the second. being a woman is so fucking scary and dangerous and risky and they're making fucking jokes about men being the minority gender, so they should have more rights.

are you mentally fucking ill? should i put you in an asylum for saying that, the same way women have been put in asylums for even contemplating the idea that they're on the same level as men?

i shouldn't have to fucking defend myself from misogynistic assholes, i should be able to rip them apart with my bare hands.

i wish women that fought back were as protected as rapists are.

but they're not, and these comments only add to that. there were young boys around listening, what if they believed it? thankfully, one was my brother, and he saw me crying and decided misogyny is evil and that "they should fucking die"

he gives me hope for men. not imbeciles with the same brain power as a canned sardine who "don't actually mean the comments"

i don't care if you meant them or did, they shouldn't be coming out of your fucking mouths.

most men are such fucking pieces of shit, including my dad for saying this stuff, for sitting by and watching me fill with anguish as these people, his friends, said whatever the fuck they wanted.

i'm a woman. i love being a woman, but i'm still fucking terrified to be one.

my dad complains i wear his sweatshirt all the time? i actually wear it to school, so maybe a boy will see me wearing a men's sweatshirt and think i'm 'taken', and leave me alone. maybe.

i've been a victim of sa, misogyny, and more. i don't want to fucking do this anymore.

i hate men. i say this proudly, i say this so fucking proudly that i wear it as a badge, i wear it like a soldier wears a purple heart.

i will never bow down to a single misogynistic fucker. and when people tell me i should calm down and let it go, i'll strangle them, too.

you're all horrible people, and you should die. i'm being completely serious, either change or die. we don't need fucking vermin like you plaguing the earth.

this isn't misandry, by the way. this is me deciding i don't want to be treated as a piece of shit and seen as a piece of meat by society just because i was born without a penis.

[i-consume-children]

UPDATE:

my dad blamed me. see, this started bc we were watching a video, and in that video was a girl wearing a lot of highlighter, and she looked really fucking cute. but he made a rude comment, saying she shouldn't go in front of cameras.

that's where i got mad, that's where i got pissed.

he's saying that if i just stayed quiet, the situation wouldn't have happened. but, in reality, if he had just let this girl live her fucking life and shut up, everything would've been fine.

and, yes, when he asked why she had so much makeup, i asked him why he was so bald.