H!P / AKB & more ~

A collection of favorite Idols, Japan related things and more

[i-dolls]

Chanmomo from Bandjanaimon Source : her Instagram xchanmomox

[i-dolls]

Rei from Ladybaby Source : Rei's Instagram : suicide_u

[fukuchans]

[minus-the-negative]

Hey, you did great today.

minusthenegative.com

[i-dolls]

Doraepon ~!

[trollitics]

[classicalmonoblogue]

Apparently the dude who runs the crematorium is just fundamentally confused about how advertising works. He actually thought that the way you made an ad was you found a picture that got people’s attention … and then also included information about your company. He was genuinely surprised and baffled when people thought there was any relationship between the (independently nonsensical) captioned image and his cremation business. There were two more ads in the series that are equally, just… so much…

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[cornerof5thandvermouth]

this is somehow incredibly effective tbh

[memix]

Petition for all advertisements to be shitposts from now on

[worstofchefkoch]

Leck das Crack aus meiner Spalte und nenn’ mich Waldemar, wie SNACKBAR kann ein Stück Wurst sein?! “Frau Wurstfachverkäuferin, lassen se mal ihre Billo-Lyonerscheibe der Einsamkeit stecken, ick hab da was richtiges uff die Hand gefunden!” Chips sind nur magersüchtige Pommes, Pizza nur Resteverwertung mit Make-Up, aber das - DAS! Das ist der Snack der Zukunft! Los, greift zum Banana-Phone, ruft den Essenspräsidenten an, eine neuer Knabber-Babo is in town! Spätestens in drei Monaten werden sich alle Hackfleischfressen da draußen beim Zocken ne ordentliche Tüte FleiWuZwi-Sticks in die Lungenflügel penetrieren, du glaubst es nicht! Eins (Fleischwurst), zwei (Zwiebeln), oder drei (Scheiben Käse), letzte Chance vorbei, denn da ist er ja schon, der Herzinfakt, und er fickt den Highscore, der sich Leben schimpft, zurück in das Loch aus dem es kroch! Und jetzt genießt und lasst euch alle mal so richtig richtig gut gehen einfach. Guten Hunger (Nati, was ist dein persönlicher Knabber-Babo, schreib’s doch in die Drunterkommis)!

[otakuconvention]

eating a jolly rancher filled gummie

[totallyfubar]

I have a physics textbook from before the electron was discovered and they just sound so frustrated it’s hilarious

[leadhoovesies]

SOMETHING is doing this, but fuck if we know what the fuck it is. GodDAMN

[lesbianshepard]

honey is the only food product that never spoils. there are pots of honey that are over five thousand years old and still completely edible

[lesbianshepard]

i also want to point out we know it tastes the same even after thousands of years b/c archaeologists who discovered two thousand year old honey tasted it. presumably right after they looked at each other and went “what the hell here goes nothing”

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

[key--lime--pie]

I’m pretty sure they also identify human remains by taste. Archaeologists are straight up freaks.

[notaflippinmermaid]

No, no no… you identify bone from rock or other substances by touching it to your tongue. If it sticks, it’s bone. The taste itself has nothing to do with it. And most archaeologists won’t lick human bones if they know they’re human.

…and I realize that doesn’t actually do much to prove archaeologists aren’t freaks.

[midnightmindcave]

mai nam is jane and wen i dig i fynde some roks both smol and big i put my tung upon the stone for science yes i lik the bone

[cloacacarnage]

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

Wtf????

[theryanproject]

Smoove with it too 

[meqabitch-deactivated20200901]

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

[bankuei]

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

[pardonmewhileipanic]

reminds me of this gif

[sueanoi]

[batter-sempai]

Baseball players are to be feared

[cynosurecosplay]

[thenamesdede]

Reblogging for the last one

[saito-91]

^Same for me

[amuzed1-deactivated20241106]

They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

[directoaltacho-deactivated20201]

[sarahmaraerobson]

“The Favorite” by Omar Rayyan

[jade-cooper]

Favorite what? Demon?!

[cheesey-toast]

Loving the fact that whatever it is is wearing a matching flower.

[221cbakerstreet]

18th century Lilo and Stitch

[ringingofraevolution]

so i looked up some of this guys other stuff and I

uh

what the fuck

sexy parrot girls yeah ok

oh look the demon has little babies

[birds-pigs-and-animatronics]

Leading cause of death in Odyssey: Taking a selfie with a boss.

[wonderweird]

Its their wedding photo

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

RIP to Mario’s Marussy.

[tokillapromqueen-deactivated201]

MARUSSY?!

[surprisebitch]

so that’s why they named it MARIO ODYSSEY.. it rhymes with his Marussy which is bout be obliterated by Bowser after this selfie is taken

Mario is a bottom icon #confirmed

[ha-roro]

ᴍᴏɴʀᴏʟʟ - sᴡᴇᴀᴛsʜɪʀᴛ

[healthyhighscore]

an obligation to comply! New law 2018

listen up!

The new law will take effect for you at the time of reading.

The following rules must be followed without exception:

❗️Treat your body and soul well. ❗️Do what you want to do, even if others disagree. ❗️Gather your courage to make new friends. ❗️Spend your time wisely. ❗️Give you permission to be happy and laugh. ❗️Remember every day that you love yourself.

If you don’t follow these rules, your ultimate punishment will be: no change in your miserable life.

To make it easier for you to stick to the rules, here is an official statement of the person in charge:

“I believe in you and I want you to improve your life, even if only a little bit. 2018 will be your year.”

[tastefullyoffensive]

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Playing chasey.

[despazito]

the posture of a man

[dudeholdmybeer-deactivated20180]

he wears. a t shirt