Kaleidoscope

My name is Joey.

[memorycycle]

when you try to get into the png nightclub but you see the dotted rectangle surrounding the bouncer stretch him wider to block the entrance cus ur not on his clipboard

[memorycycle]

[shanastoryteller]

i know kindness exists because i am kind

[shanastoryteller]

"people aren't good"

i am people. i am good

you are wrong

[shanastoryteller]

if you are capable of it then so are others

be your own proof of concept

[engulfes]

Growing up is actually all about realizing people don’t inherently dislike you and it’s a bit odd to assume they do

[existentialdruid]

This

[jelliebeanbitch]

there are more tweets in this thread

fucking SLAY

[taragrimface]

stinkoscope

[bambangan]

why hello OP i happened to be searching the tag of my name all across Tumblr and came across this old post which happened to exist before my own account which is quite incredible

[taragrimface]

i made you

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark

[swagpaws]

when u exit hyperfocus mode and ur immediately hit with every status effect ever

[verthanthi]

Oh fuck I gotta pee. Wait wait, I can’t stand up I’m gonna fall over. Shit I haven’t eaten in like 23 hours. Damn I’m thirsty, maybe I should— fuck why am I nauseous? Oh, I didn’t eat, right. It’s WHAT time? 3AM? Do I even have time to eat? Shit, I forgot to take my meds earlier. Or did I? Damnit. Why is my head pounding, oh, right, haven’t eaten and I’m dehydrated… fuck I still gotta pee

[maestrosmassacre-deactivated202]

[a-real-human-person-not-fake]

*minimizes word document and stands up* My body:

[ghoul-wizard]

Moves at a pace slightly faster than your walk speed but slightly slower than your run speed

[ghoul-wizard]

Mad because I'm standing in a doorway and my wide collision box won't let you pass

[mork-borg]

[tinybed]

thanks. i really needed this

[tinybed]

im gonna cowboy up god willin

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

turning off your computer by clicking the digital shut down button = softly kissing it goodnight

turning off your computer by holding down the physical power button = strangling her to death

[calamitys-child]

I think the best most human thing in the world is strangers doing a silly thing together

[calamitys-child]

Examples:

- guy at work "Yes, and -" ing the bit me and my coworker were doing where we pretended to be owners of a fantasy medieval tavern not minimum wage retail staff

- at the gay club when Die Young by Kesha came on and two hundred people, all dancing and drinking separately, jumped up and down to make the "- beat of the drums *STOMP STOMP*" as loud as possible

- person who watched me stomp round the beach singing a made up song about breakfast foods to name a cat after and suggested more breakfast foods that would be good cat names

- guy who started a dance off with everyone across the road while waiting for the lights to change

- very tiny girl at the pharmacy interviewing everyone in the queue and every single one of us in turn sat down and answered this toddler's questions like we were on Letterman

[calamitys-child]

The three pillars of humanity, in no particular order, are Joy, Absurdity, and Sharing

[twoheartsoneclara]

people on this website loves days and dates. you could make a post that says “it’s sweet fat of the hog tuesday” and people would go nuts reblogging it every tuesday

[writing-prompt-s]

For every super power in existence there is someone who is immune to it. You are immune to ‘Time Stopping’, allowing you to move around in the time frozen world like the user does. However you have no idea who they are or when they will stop or restart time.

[marlynnofmany]

This sounds like a really confusing way to go through life. Sometimes things pause at a convenient moment! You get to catch the stuff you dropped, or finish a project by the deadline. Other times it just stops in the middle of an emotional conversation and you’re stuck waiting around for time to resume. Can’t wander away, or else they’ll wonder where you disappeared to all of a sudden, and it’s not like you have any idea how long the pause will be.

But just imagine someone going through all this and finally seeing someone else move during a pause.

Picture a supervillain who can pause time, happily helping himself to some money at the bank, not expecting to get slammed with a chair by some nobody yelling about “I’ve been in line for THREE HOURS, you jackass!”

[amazoogle]

love when Windows is like "this plaintext log file has no file extension. would you like to open it with uhhh... lets see.. Titanfall 2?" like yes. duh. obviously

[bakwaaas]

[correctopinionhaver]

the e girls killed her for this

[alleycatboy]

you're in her dm's

she made me into a sim so she could torture me

[alleycatboy]

aww she let me swim in the pool

[alleycatboy]

umm babygirl.. where did the ladder go?

[godstiel]

(flight intercom) this is the pilot speaking. yeah we expect todays flight to be normal. um if you look out your window you shouldnt see the skull

[mtfoss]

I do suffer the american condition of liking to drink huge drinks