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Vorta are the best, change my mind just random star trek shenanigans blog but gonna be lots of Vorta

[i-hate-ferengi]

I just can’t get over this

[unidentifiedprimate]

They found us

[extraterrestrialzozo-deactivate]

Ds9 fans are so obsessed with Garak boobs that they forget to wonder how a lizard can have boobs

[garaks-padded-bra]

i don’t CARE if they’re venom sacs or some shit!!!!!!!! I am PUTTING them in a BRA!!!!!!!!!!!

[extraterrestrialzozo-deactivate]

mystery solved

[gul-dukat-announcements]

VENOM TITTY BLAST ATTACK!!!!!

[extraterrestrialzozo-deactivate]

Ds9 fans are so obsessed with Garak boobs that they forget to wonder how a lizard can have boobs

[garaks-padded-bra]

i don’t CARE if they’re venom sacs or some shit!!!!!!!! I am PUTTING them in a BRA!!!!!!!!!!!

[extraterrestrialzozo-deactivate]

mystery solved

[acabspocky]

I'M SCREAMING OMG

[scarletswalking]

Can someone provide a transcript please?

[spocks-kaathyra]

Transcript:

Andy: And then the next thing that happened was when I walked on set to do the very first scene with Sid, I saw Sid, and he was one of the most beautiful young men--

Connor: Yeah.

Andy: --I have ever seen in my life and I thought, wait a second. Wait a second, I want to f*ck this guy. This is what this is about, you know. Forget about the spy sh*t, I have no idea what that means.

Connor and Dominic: Right, right.

Andy: That's no action.

Connor: You can't play that.

Andy: And you can't play that, but I can play it if I want to get-- if I want to f*ck somebody, and I know how to play that.

Connor: Right, right.

Dominic: And they had no idea that this was--

Andy: No idea.

Dominic: --some back thought.

Andy: And god, Sid, god bless him because the moment I put my hand on his shoulder and I said--

Dominic: He felt it.

Andy: --he felt it and he picked it right up.

Connor: Oh, brilliant.

Dominic: Isn't that great?

Andy: And that's why I got the job!

[datastits-deactivated20210910]

of course

[oolong-bunny]

Mirror Garak was definitely something

[garaks-padded-bra]

@gryphll these plushies are exquisite

[theabstruseone]

Wait, why does Garak have a tail?

[garaks-padded-bra]

[sexystembolt]

Weyoun 69

[starbashir-deactivated20241016]

garak wasnt in the trials and tribble-ations episode bc it wouldve ended like this

[silverstrike]

Reason why Cardassians should have had tails in canon no. ????:

Because it’d be such a delight to see Kira stomp on Dukat’s. More than once.

[milton-dammers]

Elim Garak

[golyadkin]

I mean like maybe (based on my own post)

[skltart]

my favourite war criminal <3

[artsyhamster]

Redrew some TOS scenes to get back into the ST groove

tried sth new stylewise, it was fun <3

[hellpmeimobsessed]

Hard Knock Life ft. The Vorta, requested by @vortahoney and @stay-neurotic asked that I post it here!

[cordrazine-official-deactivated]

Julian is wearing white trainers in his last scene in TNG Birthright. He wishes Data sweet dreams while he is wearing white. Trainers. I repeat. He is wearing white trainers in that scene.

[cordrazine-official-deactivated]

here's the scene slowed down. it's especially visible just after data has turned around. I'm dead this is so funny

[cipher-fresh]

[ID: A slowed down gif of Julian telling Data “sweet dreams” and smiling, then Data making a Face ID interested approval. Julian walks off, and while mostly obscured by Data’s body, Julian is wearing white sneakers. A screenshot following zooms into Data’s face where Julian is behind him and one of the shoes is visible, if blurry. /End ID]

[goodboypolly]

Fun fact! The reason why is because a lot of the costumes were reused across the different trek series and from memory Siddig got Bret’s hand me down boots since they were around the same size. The costume department were probably hoping that no one would notice if Sid just wore his own shoes for this shot 😂

[cordrazine-official-deactivated]

That is so interesting to know thanks! But now I have a question: if Siddig got Spinner's hand-me-downs, which shoes is Spiner wearing in the shots where they're both clearly wearing boots?