[vintage-tigre]

[theoneofwhomisblue]

[blossposs]

[crispylilworm]

[theoneofwhomisblue]

[theoneofwhomisblue]

[decomposingfungi]

what if your FATHER had the soul of a FOREST NYMPH and your MOTHER had the soul of a SJW BUTCH JOCK and YOU ended up with the soul of a FAST FOOD CHAIN MANAGER but you were TRAPPED in a high fantasy story and YOUR NAME was JON SNOW

[strangesmallbard]

what the asoiaf book fandom has become in response to a several-years-long hiatus should be studied in the annals of history probably. beloved youtubers are ranking all named horses, there’s speculation that tyrek lannister turned into a horse, a fascinating number of people have circled back to thinking ashara dayne actually is jon’s mom, there’s the tyrion time traveling fetus theory, the varys mermaid theory, the gender theories, TOO many people are debating which preteen girl is the most evil, and reddit is still convinced that stannis baratheon is the pinnacle of straight masculinity. The Great Empire of the Dawn #TheGreatEmpireoftheDawn

[boneslvs]

do we think that ramsay would post roose and reek to the “fathers and the dogs they didn’t want” trend if got/asoiaf was set in a modern day world?

[hylialeia]

easy to forget but book jon snow is great actually. he gets so drunk he cries in his first chapter. he's 16 years old and laser focused on loan negotiation. he keeps getting promoted against his will. he's the chosen fantasy protagonist with the worst genre awareness ever. he implements pro immigration social reforms. he has a giant albino pet wolf. he cuts a guy's head off. he thinks he invented cunnilingus. he's been dead for 15 years.

[avidbeader]

Sheith Postcard Giveaway

*warms up hands*

Okay, #Sheith fandom. It's been ten years and I think we deserve something nice. To celebrate, I will send a postcard print of a new Sheith art to anyone who requests one. I've done this for a few holiday seasons and for the five-year anniversary and it's always fun.

I am profoundly grateful to @lightningstrikes-art for creating a new Sheith art just for this. I am looking forward to sending it to fellow shippers, old and new. Whether you've been in the trenches since 2016 or just found the ship last week, you are invited.

Here is the form where you can give me your mailing address. It will be open until June 10 and I will start mailing after that.

This is a global offer - I will mail to anywhere that is accepting letters from the US.

I am offering the prints, one per person, for free. If you feel moved to send a little money to help with postage/printing, thank you and here is my Ko-Fi.

[yaoioioay]

VOLTRON - Shiro x Keith

[i-kermit-arson]

my snurble

[ruinedchildhood]

[phantomrose17]

[silly-jellyghoty]

[lenacraft]

March

[abstractandedgyname]

[qualityrachni]

It march now

[stonerparty]

[meltknuckles]

something something smoked trout

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

FINE! I'll do it myself

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

Why did 12 people reblog this today??? IT IS ONLY AUGUST!!!

[writercole]

IT'S HALLOWEEN.

[ampervadasz]

[bumblebeerror]

THE CASUALNESS OF THAT COLLIE SLIPPING RIGHT OUT OF THEIR COLLAR. That dude is a Willing Participant of this walk and by god everyone else is going to follow the RULES.

[roach-works]

im a fan of the moment where the husky is like 'wait you're not authorized to do that' and the collie is like 'THE FUCK IM NOT'

[spacelazarwolf]

unstoppable force (border collie) vs immovable object (husky)

[cookthepenguin]

The adhd urge to use parenthesis in every sentence (because every thought comes with additional bonus content)

[deeninadream]

Dude! The smile bc she’s smiling, the look over to see if she’s still there, and then another smile bc she is. This is fucking insane. You can pry this ship out of my cold dead hands.

Even if I want him to be mine lol

[fiery-blues]

introducing my favorite ao3 tag in the pitt fandom