violet

21 it/she kitty 🏳️‍⚧️ ΘΔ 18+ only

[ponyprison]

if you voted trump or third party please block me. i hate you

[victusinveritas]

It's almost like something happened in 2020-now that is causing these problems.

[weaselle]

ignoring everything the pandemic response specialists were saying was good for the economy tho. State governors and federal agencies with no medical experience and no economics education told us so

[small-witch-big-hat]

"no reliable data" What A Curious Coincidence. I Wonder What Might Have Been Happening In That Period To Cause Such a Thing

[todays-xkcd]

We would like to once again apologize to Dr. Jones for last year's mistaken announcement. We should really have double-checked the envelope for this award in particular.

Calibration Nobel [Explained]

Transcript Under the Cut

[Hairy is standing behind a lectern on a podium, holding a piece of paper and addressing the attendees in front of him. Ponytail and Cueball walk toward the podium and Cueball is waving to the audience. In the audience are Megan, another Cueball, and another Hairy sitting on chairs.] Hairy: This year's Nobel Prize in "Calibrating your equipment carefully and not embarrassing yourself by publishing spurious results" goes to Dr. Adams and Dr. Smith, who did not announce the discovery of microbes on Titan. Cueball: Thank you, thank you.

[lesbianchemicalplant]

wow it's soooo wacky and zany that a man is professionally benefiting from misogyny by being a man, including preferential treatment by other men such as his boss at work, that's just so unusual, what a crazy twist, so wholesome chungus allyship that a man treats another man better than women

[late2theorgy-deactivated2026012]

wait.....some of you guys.....want to fuck me?

[boringkate]

You know they must have been hornt the day they decided to add Ass To Mouth to unicode. 🏧

[sout999]

the following diagram illustrates that if i had a fluffy bunny tail, or floppy bunny ears, or perhaps both, i would fidget even more at bus stops than i already do links/ store

[shrine-of-the-exoletus]

Maybe I should go to therapy

[penisdickcockpenis]

[fishing-princess]

I will be patient with myself for being disabled I will be patient with myself for being disabled I will be patient with myself for being disabled if I keep saying it it might come true

[girlpurplelily]

tag for when ur little

[depravitydotexe]

was at the bathhouse licking this masc girl's balls in the sauna while she jacked off over my face n i could just not stop desperately begging 4 her cum, 2 which she responded "shut the fuck up bitch im tryna nut," immediately slapped me so hard across the face it shut me up n knocked me 2 the floor, n then n only after hurting me did she near instantly cum all over me on the ground. which was fun ig

[depravitydotexe]

u should all kno that i am the uncontested queen of the glory hole

[virtualgirladvance]

cyan

i guess cave wall painting with local minerals and soot has to be it cant think of anything that could compete because i refuse to sing. tho maybe cooking and flesh crafting might come close? my pre history is a little rusty all things considered and dont even get me started on xenoprehistory because no one got that kind of money

[dogpuppy]

[orbsoup]

Drew this friend!

[her-majesty-lily-bunny]

Dragons are STINKY and EVIL and cant ever capture me

(Thinly veiled attempt to lure dragons to the castle)

[princess-rosiebird-nsfw]

hey im half dragon,.,, *throws a net on u*

[her-majesty-lily-bunny]

Dragons are STINKY and EVIL and cant ever capture me

(Thinly veiled attempt to lure dragons to the castle)

[princess-rosiebird-nsfw]

hey im half dragon,.,, *throws a net on u*

[antleredgirl]

i firmly believe that if puppies could talk one of their favorite things to say would be "im a puppy!!!"

[segamascott]

[butterfly-sapphic]

People who say this I guarantee do not get enough of at least one of those categories. Usually rest.