oh NO !

a heart full of gold, a head full of clouds and a blog to relfect the exact opposite of that. — maddy | my art | tags —

[msburgundy-but-worser-deactivat]

whoever said diamonds are a girl's best friend clearly has never met ibuprofen

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

[pinkbowsandstripedsocks]

[edwardspoonhands]

Honestly, Tvyek is pretty miraculous. It’s permeable to water vapor but not to water, it’s nearly impossible to tear, but can be easily cut. It’s cheap and made entirely without binding chemicals. In addition to being used for wristbands, it’s used to wrap construction sites to keep out water during construction, for tear-resistant envelopes at Fed-Ex, coveralls for mechanics, and my wallet, actually.

Fun tip, though it looks like paper, Tyvek is plastic, and cannot be recycled with paper.

[fairypsychicarchive]

[andromedafalls]

holy fuc

[piisbetterthanpie]

I didn’t even know it had a name

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]

[cur10uscr0w]

[firefox-official]

sorry im late i got tied with rope to train tracks and it was this whole thing

[roboco-san]

what really gets me about ace-attorney-sexy-clown.gif is the suspender snap. that has to hurt. why is she doing that

[good-ol-ben-kenobi]

OK...... WHAT?

[roboco-san]

[de-sterren-nacht]

oh! those arent her real tits, theyre balloons! theres a gif of her tits popping when you catch her in a lie

[roboco-san]

holy shit

[hawwwlucha]

isn't she a murderer in that case she's in?

[smutav]

[liquid-geodes]

Bitch what the fuck-

[skaiandestiny]

That’s not even her real hair.

[skiplo-wave]

Same energy 

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[batcoins]

SOMEONE SAID IT

[l0vefreak]

This is without a doubt the funniest description of the joker I’ve ever seen

[meangirlnurse]

this is an excerpt from my resume

[memewhore]

[official-mugi]

This is probably the most inclusive post ever made on Tumblr

[blackpyrefly]

sharks every time theres a cataclysmic extinction event: damn thats crazy. anyway

[in-love-with-my-bed]

Good thing I’m so smooth

[transmechanicus]

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

I personally dislike labels but if you’re going to put the sunkist orange sticker on my head I’d let it stay there

[aplpaca]

kinda funny when english teachers say stuff like “i can tell if you didnt read the book” or “i can tell when people bs their paper”

no you cant.  you can tell when people are bad at bs-ing their paper.  i didnt even read the sparknotes and i barely skimmed the wikipedia and you gave me an A.  you kneel before my throne unaware that it was born of lies

[rubykgrant]

Visually pleasing “realistic” CGI

[naomster]

the opposite of the four horsemen of the apocalypse….the four knights of paradise 

[randomslasher]

Why did they do a vastly superior CGI lion literally 15 years ago asfdsalkj

[damnerd]

Stuart Little came out in 1999

[boggblog]

I dindt know that rat was gay good for him tho

[pinataparty23-deactivated201404]

give me a D give me a O give me a L give me a P give me a H give me a I give me a N give me a S put them all together and what dose it spell

[pinataparty23-deactivated201404]

[mothcub]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ohlivish]

[handageddon]

HEY WAIT A MINUTE!! Wasnt there a post like that? Like someone liveblogged being attacked and they just played possum because they felt awkward?? Or maybe they pretended to drown in someone’s pool just to be a dick and didn’t know when to stop until they were hidden in a closet. Or something

Am I making sense to anyone?

[benthicpressure]

[andmyvape-deactivated20260103]

You are my hero for finding this

[carnival-phantasm]