Wabbit Season

I am deranged. Don't follow with high expectations 28/NYC

[i-likellamas]

I really wish making friends was easy like magic. I need a friend so bad.

[i-likellamas]

I sliced my finger cutting A mango for the little one. It cut a lot smoother than I wouldve expected. I never got cut like that before. I was always scared of it but Im a little less scared now.

[ithelpstodream]

[malelavellan]

[huffylemon]

you can stop right there

[adonischildsupportcase]

😳

[theblacktroymcclure]

Bruh

[nonapkinsilickmyfingers777]

[itsexclusive]

[iamrushin-deactivated20230412]

wth

[fenix213]

I went on a blind date with her a few years ago. After my initial shock at her condition wore off, we hit it off and started having a great time. One thing led to another, and things started getting pretty heated, but I didn’t know how to proceed. It was a nice warm night, so she suggested we visit a tree she knew about that fit her very well. I put her in the tree, removed her clothing and we had great sex got over an hour; she wore me out! We had lost track of time, and it was very late; I hastily put her clothes partially on her and rushed her home (she lived with her parents). As I wheeled her onto the porch, the door flew open and her father was standing there, looking at his partially-clad daughter with a shocked expression on his face. As I stammered out a lame excuse, he began to weep, eventually hugging me to him and patting me on the back and thanking me as he sobbed. I was stunned, until he whispered in my ear; “The last guy LEFT HER HANGING IN THE TREE!”

[antimarxistmegamilkers]

[lastsonlost]

Twist ending of 2020?

[rankeluck]

Nowhere else on the net can I get this shit.

[lastsonlost]

Nowhere else has the guts to say anything.

[akak4]

What the fuck

[constructedparadox]

I... I...

[iamnotjody]

[caribbean-taylor1]

[blvckgeezus]

[thathighguy]

This wild a whole ride and a half!! The twist!!!

[willsmithsmackedtheshitoutofme]

Yiiiiiiikes

You gotta block that one.

[willsmithsmackedtheshitoutofme]

[butchsombra]

followers who show up regularly in my notifications: i see you and i appreciate you so much

[institute-for-thermal-research]

oh you eating my ex’s ass? how do my toes taste?

[ginger-ale-official]

i don’t like this post at all I gotta say

[knifefightscene]

There is something about financially stable men chasing after barely legal women and then calling these women gold diggers like why don’t u date someone is out of college and has a job instead of a twenty year old with debt 😕 it seems to me that u deserves to be robbed

[knifefightscene]

Very funny when i see a rich old man crying about how his young beautiful wife takes everything in the divorce. Karma bitch.

[guccixcucci]

[daeum]

oversize check wool beret (GREEN) 

22,000원

[gucciluxe-deactivated20171106]

if ur gonna date me u gotta be comfortable with a lot of casual silence bc i just never fucking talk

[tarynel]

I saw a post on here about what ass is supposed to taste like.Most of the people said it should taste like skin but my boyfriend told me my ass taste like vinegar.So we’ve only tried it once😣.He refuses eat my ass ever again after that.

…. Did you wash your ass??

[willsmithsmackedtheshitoutofme]

[tarynel]

TANGY

[mjsheartisstillbeating]

PLEASE

[tarynel]

I asked this anon if she washed her ass and she never got back to me so ima take that as a no.

[atreides-paul-deactivated202301]

My new favorite meme

[dihydrogenmonoxideawareness]

Why would anyone want to consume it!?

[etherealastraea]

I teach my 7th graders about the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide.

I bring in a graduated cylinder of it and we talk about how it’s used in nuclear power plants and gmo crops. How inhaling even the small amount I’m holding can lead to suffocation or even death. It’s found in vaccines and cancer cells, but also in infant formula and pet food. It is a huge component of acid rain, can cause severe burns, and has been found in places that were thought to be the most pristine and unpolluted locations on earth.

We talk about how there are little to no regulations on this chemical. No bans, no warning labels, and most manufacturers don’t even have to disclose their use of it in their products.

My students are outraged. We talk about what we can do. Create posters and flyers to spread awareness. Contact our senators with petitions to ban DHMO. Spread this information all over social media.

Then I explain that the real problem with dihydrogen monoxide is that….when I am thirsty…there is just nothing else as refreshing, and then I watch their looks of absolute shock and horror as I drink the entire vial down.

[bluegone]

I. Fucking. Love. This.

This is how misinformation works. How propaganda works. How manipulation works.

[nerdy-pharmacy-daydreams-deacti]

may our education be stronger than fake news

[darthlenaplant]

Amen.

[chubby-aphrodite]

To those who don’t get it:

“Dihydrogen monoxide” is the chemical name for water, AKA H2O.

[mod2amaryllis]

another important element of understanding the joke is understanding how pH levels work

yup.  that’s a higher number alright.

[youngalientype]

“Everyone who has ever touched or consumed this chemical has died”

[i-likellamas]

I just clung to like the vaguest inclination of accidental attention and now Im wildly embarrassed. I could really die rn.

[zervuska-haidis]