Cupcakes and Wine

I write fanfiction, including Green Dreams (FFVII), Home With the Fairies (LotR), Cumpounding Debt (Squid Game), Prime Directive (Batman), Crossing Burnt Bridges (Naruto), Doctor's Orders (The Pitt) and a lot of others you can find on Ao3 (I_Mushi). (she/her). Come read my fics at Ao3 (18+ NSFW mostly)!

[i-mushi]

Fanfic Masterlist

You can find almost all of my stories on Ao3 -> Archive Of Our Own

Yes I have a profile on Fanfiction.net, but nothing R or above is there. Do you want to know what year I joined? It's on my profile, just to keep me humble. -> Fanfiction.net

In alphabetical order by fandom:

Animal Kingdom (Ao3 & Tumblr)

Ao3 Link for the ABO stories

Meet Cute: Alpha!Pope/Omega!Reader

Pre-rut: Alpha!Pope/Omega!Reader, just a blurb right before he falls into rut

Taking Care of Lena: Alpha!Pope/Omega!Reader

Soulmate Strings: Pope Cody/You, soulmate strings AU

The Avengers (Ao3 & Tumblr)

Upon a Hill, Across a Blue Lake: Alpha!Steve/Omega!Darcy/Alpha!Bucky, complete

That Fine Ass: Steve/Darcy, crack oneshot

My Name On Your Skin: Steve/Darcy/Bucky, soulmark AU oneshot

Flying with Steve Rogers: Steve/Reader, oneshot, on Ao3 & Tumblr

Daddy Fantasies: Steve/Reader, oneshot, on Ao3 & Tumblr

Batman (only on Ao3)

Prime Directive: Alpha!Batman/Omega!OFC, A/B/O, ongoing

Doctor Who (Ao3 & FF.net)

With a Hop and a Skip: incomplete, Doctor Who/OFC

Final Fantasy VII (Ao3 & FF.net)

Green Dreams: Sephiroth/Cloud, incomplete, time travel AU

Green Dreams Drabble Collection: Green Dream related oneshots

Cloud Meeting the Mobile Unit: oneshot

Lord of the Rings (Ao3 & FF.net)

Home With the Fairies: complete, 10th walker, Girl Falls Into Middle Earth

Home With the Fairies Drabbles: technically ongoing, not updated in a long time

Misunderstood Beauty: oneshot, gen

Mercy Thompson Series (only on Ao3)

Izzy: oneshot

Meddling Kids: Adam/Mercy, oneshot

Broken AC: Adam/Mercy, oneshot

Naruto (only on Ao3)

Crossing Burnt Bridges: Alpha!Itachi/Omega!OFC, time travel from non-ABO Naruto universe, ongoing

The Pitt (Ao3 & Tumblr)

Omega Oligoestrous: Alpha!Jack/Omega!Reader on Ao3 & Tumblr, oneshot

A/B/O Jack Abbot in Rut (only on Tumblr)

Strings That Bind: Jack/You/Robby, soulmate string AU, on Ao3 & chapters 1 & 2 on Tumblr

Wolf & Shark & Hart: Brendon Park/OFC, on Ao3 & Tumblr

Strings That Guide: Brendon Park/OFC, soulmate string AU, on Ao3 & Tumblr

Doctor’s Orders: Alpha!Brendon Park/Omega!reader, on Ao3 and chapters 1 , 2, 3, 4, & 5 on Tumblr

Just a Name: Jack Abbot/You, soulmate-identifying marks, on Ao3 & Tumblr

Squid Game (only on Ao3)

Cumpounding Debt: Salesman/OFC, extremely NSFW

Supernatural (only on Ao3)

North Dakota Winter: Dean/OFC, oneshot

[simzart]

Exam Knight. ⚜️

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

"No one remembered my birthday-" Well, but did YOU tell anyone it was coming up and you wanted to celebrate it with them?

"I wish someone would see through it when I tell people I'm fine-" Well, but have YOU considered not lying when people ask you how you're doing?

"I am so resentful of my friend because they keep doing this thing that really bothers me-" Well, but have YOU directly communicated that the thing is bothering you?

"I am burning out because my friend keeps expecting me to help them with serious struggles-" Well, but have YOU tried to establish the boundaries you need to feel okay?

"No one ever asks me about this thing I really care about-" Well, but have YOU brought it up yourself?

"I miss my friend but they haven't texted me-" Well, but have YOU been reaching out to them?

Sometimes people are mean, uncaring assholes, in which case you get to be mad. But sometimes you just need to communicate better. Try communication before you assume someone doesn't care!

[snipertrifle]

Having someone who knows you on such a deep level that they see past your mask, or sense you need a check in is such a deep satisfying fantasy. It's up there with living in a cottagecore farm, or buying all your friends houses when you win the lottery. But you have to make peace with the fact that this is also a fantasy. It is unfair to expect people to "just know" when to respect your boundaries or to push them.

Being cared for is not a fantasy. But you have to let people know you need it. And you have to understand that sometimes they will let you down. Just like you totally could live in a cute farm, but you still have to shovel shit, and the crops sometimes die anyway. Or maybe you win the lottery, but you still have to manage your money and learn real estate law.

The fantasy isn't the caring, the fantasy is not having to do the work. And it sucks. It's embarrassing. But like the meme says, it's not rotten if it's YOU. So do it for yourself.

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

"The fantasy isn't the caring, the fantasy is not having to do the work"! Thank you for that addition. Because it's not a naive expectation to want someone to care to treat you right. But it requires communication and mutual effort to actually get there

[fruitgravies]

courier 💌

insta • twt • bsky

[cowthropologist]

Do I actually want to write this fanfic or do I just want to wallow in the delicious daydream like a pig in the mud?

[thebitchywitchyone]

Unfortunately I wish for others to wallow in my magnificent mud pit

[yaketysmax]

thank you for the magnificent mud pits, fanfic writers

[my-2nd-account]

[howmanyholesinswisscheese]

Biggest fuck-up ever is that people have to pay to become doctors

[howmanyholesinswisscheese]

Like unironically we should be subsidising at least 50% of their educations. What do you mean we have a shortage of doctors we should have surplus. What do you mean they’re being overworked they should be treated like royalty, they can fix human bodies

[howmanyholesinswisscheese]

I don’t care if some of them are only doing it for the money. I don’t care if all of them are only doing it for the money. Intentions don’t matter to the stitches in my nana’s leg or the ten billion other lifesaving treatments we all get at a detriment to their finances and mental wellbeing. Entire cities are kept alive by just a couple thousand of them what are we DOINGGGGG

[naamahdarling]

If we had more, maybe it would be easier to get the shitty ones fucking replaced. The board isn't going to do much to the only endocrinologist in the state who takes Medicaid, you know? But if there were more than, idk, maybe 5? Maybe then?

[landunderthewave]

More importantly if you needed less money and less physical stamina to become a doctor, people with less money and less physical stamina could become doctors, which would increase diversity and improve patient care.

[theprofessional-amateur]

Author/illustrator Trung Le Nguyen has been live posting reading Pride and Prejudice for the first time on bluesky and just hit the first proposal. The replies are basically the sickos meme

Thread here

[theprofessional-amateur]

Incredible stuff happening. I want push notifications for every update. I hate push notifications.

[elodieunderglass]

I’ve been enjoying this, and left off here https://bsky.app/profile/trungles.com/post/3mqbhhpjoec2l

Trung Le Nguyen (@trungles.com)

God. Every chapter I’ve read recently has made me crave a cigarette. I don’t even smoke!!!

[thehmn]

I think a lot of people are confusing having social anxiety with being an introvert.

I’m an introvert but I have no problem talking with strangers. I’m the type of person who doesn’t mind making a fool of myself in front of people I don’t know for a bit of fun. I’ll happily make a phone call. I worked at a call center and loved talking to the customers so much my boss told me to get through the calls faster. Even if people are mad and yelling at me I’ll respond with double the intensity and I’ve made big tough guys who thought they could bully me back down just because they didn’t expect a chubby little lady to walk towards them with murder in her eyes when they talked shit to her.

And yet parties are the most draining thing you can possibly put me through. If I’m invited to anything I’ll spend days thinking of excuses not to go, decide that I should go anyway because I know I’ll have fun, but I’m also the first person to start zoning out and eventually leave, often with a single hand wave to the room because I have no energy left to say goodbye to individual people. Sometimes even a chill hang out with one or two friends feels like too much but I force myself to go anyway, have fun, and leave earlier than expected.

My mom think I’m an extrovert because my siblings have social anxiety and sorta shuts down when strangers talk to them while I’ve always chatted away with weirdos I meet at the carnival. Just please don’t expect hours long engagement from me or I’ll crash.

I really wanted to make a post about it because I feel like being an introvert is being misrepresented when people think it’s the same as social anxiety. It’s just about whether you recharge alone or with other people, and despite loving people I spent most of my free time alone because that’s where I recharge.

[mafuyuh]

witch hat atelier | manga vs. anime

[sea-salted-wolverine]

I'm telling you; the time allotted for rest and the time allotted for relaxation should not come out of the same bucket.

I would like to do a low key enjoyable activity for my own benefit, but god fucking damn it. I need to sleep. Eyes need to be shut. honk shu mimimi. I do not get to relax because I only ever get to rest.

[brehaaorgana]

Greatest hits of FIFA cultural exchanges thus far:

Learning about flyovers and pyrotechnics at American games being a thing

Non-americans discovering the size of American football stadiums....for high schools in texas. Also the size of our stadiums in general.

Going to baseball games as a side treat! Lmao.

Non-americans losing their minds over "like, 100 petrol pumps," at buc-ees.

Related: Americans often forget how huge target and Walmart is.

People discovering American BBQ

Non-americans being obsessed with mid American restaurant chains like Golden Corral and Taco Bell

A lot of them really did feel god in this chile's apparently

The rightful obsession with waffle house

New understanding of American Big Drink With Ice supremacy as summer creeps in

Begrudging acceptance of mandatory water breaks during games

Americans realizing we have a Team USA and we are not, in fact, just "hosting our friends" from around the world — mostly because we won our first match and our team is decent??? Not amazing but not the worst.

Side rant: us women's football team is legendary good and we should care about that more like. Hello???

Admitting Americans are right about air conditioning

Related: the english team did warm ups in Florida RIP, and also the there's a video of the French team just being like fuck the heat, fuck the sun, this is so hot...

Americans who do not normally care about international football but fucking love a sport and cheering so we're just hyping whatever team is nearby, like we see a party and just show up and learn the chant. Like sorry many of us don't know shit about soccer but if we see a bunch of people in viking helmets or kilts or holding a bunch of flags and cheering we're game.

TAILGATING!!!!

I already said this but American yellow school bus is an international celebrity

The Scottish drank Boston dry of beer apparently, like they quadrupled what Boston normally sells for fourth of July weekend. SAM ADAMS HAD TO GET AN EMERGENCY BEER DELIVERY.

Also the English team fans got kicked out of The Londoner pub in Dallas after drinking 5,000 beers and going over max capacity lmao

Free refill drinks, tortilla chips & salsa.

So many non-americans are going to be here for the 4th of July for our 250th anniversary which is going to be great and hilarious

Non-americans discovering ranch as a beloved condiment

Non-americans understanding American obsession with hamburger now

Japan's homebase is in Texas and the cultural differences are frankly great and also the Japanese fans are SO NICE and helped clean up the stadium after a match???

All the short videos with the eagle screech (which I think is actually a hawk but whatever)

[brightlotusmoon]

[yokolate]

qifrey and brushbuddy

[mafuyuh]

Witch Hat Atelier | Opening

[oaksbones]

One of the best anime and Manga series in recent memory : so logical, truly beautiful moving Art of it all.

The Music, the story...everything about it, I really do love. :)

[pankendev]

there are places in the world today that are experiencing 40°C for the first time in recorded history. of course there's no way to know whether chucking billionaires into volcanos will appease the sun god but i feel we're doing the scientific method a disservice if we don't at least try

[jayevrd]

witch kitty pile :]

[crimson-chains]

Doing a museum themed stamp rally for WHA at Denver Fanexpo! Here's my prize piece, based on Monet's "Bridge over a pond of water lilies" :D I think it turned out rather nice <3