LazyIntrovert

[babbyygirrrl]

Neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr downplay your accomplishments. A job is a job. A car is a car. A house is a house. Dear self, Be proud of yourself and what you have achieved no matter what. You have to build brick by brick.

[persianmom-deactivated20251026]

don’t abandon joy because it is brief. don’t commit to solitude because happiness is fleeting. it’s okay that good things do not last forever. it’s okay to simply enjoy a thing for as long as you have it.

[avi17]

Ok but deadass where is the Yu Yu Hakusho/KPDH AU where Team Urameshi has to become a boyband in order to close the honmoon kekkai barrier 😂

[radiocurrency]

The bitch offs are next level 😭

[vampire-scripture]

Underrated pairing: Lestat + the little iPhone - book quote compilation

Information age. I guess I’m part of it, even if I can’t remember how to use my iPhone from week to week - Prince Lestat

I came back, flopped heavily on the sofa, and threw down my iPhone as if it were a gauntlet on the coffee table. “Take that!” – Prince Lestat

Yes, I have a safe refuge, I insisted. A good refuge. Be assured. Yes, I will use the iPhone magic to communicate. - Prince Lestat

Truth was, I lost the little iPhone. And went back to calling my attorneys in Paris and New York now as I had always done, with an old-fashioned landline phone. – Prince Lestat

I drew the phone out of my pocket. “Benji, put the little thing on speaker, will you?” I slapped it down on the table. – Prince Lestat

I took the glass cell phone from Thorne, and put it to my ear which always felt absurd and never would feel natural, but there was no getting out of it - Prince Lestat and the Realms of Atlantis

The little phone suddenly vibrated in my pocket as if it were a tiny rodent come awake to plead for mercy. - Prince Lestat and the Realms of Atlantis

I removed my iPhone from my pocket. I had come to hate it more than ever since Amel had figured how to use it. – Prince Lestat and the Realms of Atlantis

And I gave the little slab of a glass phone back to Gregory, who tucked it away in his ancient robes. - Blood communion

This is not an exhaustive list, if you have any others you find interesting and are willing to share, I’d be eternally grateful ^^.

[i-n-tea-j]

Me re-reading The Vampire Chronicles for the millionth time

[i-n-tea-j]

Headcanon: Most Vampires have no concept of time

Not in the normal sense when people think of vampires being like "Decades pass like mere seconds to me", but more like your retired grandma that calls you constantly after you don't message her back right away because she doesn't understand that it's 10 am on a weekday and you're at work

Vampire looming over mortal's bed in the dark: Come my mortal companion, I've scheduled us a road trip to Albuquerque

Hurry, I want to visit one of these..Buc-ee's I've heard so much about before sunrise

Mortal: wtf..dude it's 2 am and a Thursday, I've got work in 4 hrs. I'm not going to Albuquerque

...how did you even get in here

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Vampire: Sitting very confused in what is reviewed to be the most popular club in the city wondering where the hell all of the victims-I mean mortals are

It is,in fact,Tuesday

[omiishii-deactivated20251021]

Lmao!! Accurate!!

[i-n-tea-j]

My current mental state: 🦎

[lannegarrett]

[tooies]

can they change the temperature outside to something else

[capybaraohara]

I feel very strongly about the Elder Toguro (derogatory)

[omiishii-deactivated20251021]

Idk who made the og meme but I just watched this episode again

[i-n-tea-j]

The reality that I am not, in fact, a dragel is honestly sickening

[omiishii-deactivated20251021]

What i think of

[i-n-tea-j]

[scorpionlafemme]