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[rumograph]

did you know that ants love code

[futurebird]

[Image Description: A drawing in pen and ink of two ants. One is black the other bright red. They are realistic ants. The black ant has a square speech bubble with morse code dots and dashes in black, the red ant has a round speech bubble with morse code dots and dashes in red.]

Black Ant:

-.-- .. .--. .--. . . . . .

Red Ant:

.- -. -

I don't know if that really says anything. Can someone decode it please?

[dramatic-dolphin]

the morse code of the black ant says "YIPPEEEEE" and the red ant says "ant" :)

[kosmogrl]

[datasoong47]

[linguisticparadox]

[anxeious]

[what-if-i-just-did]

"I don't wanna hear you're excuses! I'm not arguing with you!"

I'm.. not arguing with you either??? You asked me why I did something???

[xenthosss]

God everything was always and 'excuse'

[spencerreidafterhours]

*~.It’s so comforting to know I can stay up till 2 am reading the most toe curling, filthy, plotless smut in a warm bed on thanksgiving break. This is what the holidays are all about. *~.

[pilot-star]

Some kneading techniques that I have observed

[gallusrostromegalus]

Mochi, claws out, DIRECTLY into my tender flesh: The Acupuncturist

[marinella-ela]

[typhlonectes]

It’s Wet Weasel Wednesday!!!!

[write-it-motherfuckers]

Person A: “Hey, did I do something to upset you?”

Person B: “No? Why?”

Person A: “You’ve never once called me by my name, but you call everyone else by theirs, even though I’ve known you the longest… Hell, you even call (Person C) by name… Did I do something wrong?”

Person B: “…”

Person A: “…Oh. my. god… you don’t remember what it is, do you?!”

Person B: “…To be fair, we were in the middle of a pretty intense situation when you first introduced yourself.”

[rckyfrk]

It’s Frodo and Legolas. Person C is Gimli

[write-it-motherfuckers]

[fellshish]

Dean has known he is loved for 1,000 days (x)

[kitty-c4t]

[budugu]

[agnosticblowjob]

[animentality]

[seananmcguire]

My mother asked why it looked like the apocalypse outside. So I showed her this map.

She's very quiet now.

[why-animals-do-the-thing]

New weird horse just dropped, folks.

A spotless giraffe was recently born at Bright’s Zoo in Limestone, TN and was just announced in the media this morning. They’re starting a public naming contest for her, of course.

I’d love to know what type of mutation causes this lack of of pattern, but I don’t know if we have genetics on that for giraffes the way we do other species. As far as is known, she’s the first spotless giraffe ever documented!

[kaijutegu]

This is an over baked animal cracker.

[shencomix]

[k-eke]

Small friend :> 

[deanwincherter]

[oldfilmsflicker]

The best of The Mayhem Guy from the Allstate commercials

okay, but where is, “I’M THE SMARTEST RACCOON I KNOW”

[jumblejo]

[kisscogf]

girls will come online once every 6 hours, reblog 129043894059 posts then leave

[i-seewhat-you-d1dthere]

Ha, the joke is on you! I come online once every so many years and reblog 290438940591 posts and leave!

[headspace-hotel]

pennant winged nightjar

[unclear-contributions]

Oh, that’s an odd name, what’s the bird look li--

...oh.