Cheer 4 Minyard

✨Gang members don't rhyme✨Live your dreams, regret them later💜Lea/Lexi. 21. Bi. 💜Slytherin. Andrw_Jstn on AO3. Psychology Student. Fangirl. Books. Bands. Ships. Palmetto State Vixen.

[susiephone]

Dungeons & Disney Princesses - Ariel

“So, just to recap, you have sold your voice to a woman who has a garden made up of damned souls, which she acquired because they couldn’t pay her back.” “Listen, anything to get out of this town. Does this at least mean I get to multiclass into warlock?” “No! You did not make a pact with anyone NEARLY important enough for that! You just did the fantasy equivalent of taking out a student loan from some woman covered in blood that you met in a 7/11!” “But I get to go explore the world above! Mistakes into miracles!”

inspo from@heroeddiemunson

[gazetocassiopeia]

don’t talk to me until i‘ve had my silly little oatmilk coffee and texted my silly little texts

[bearsintreesofficial]

hello and welcome to the bearsintreesofficial tumblr . only the silliest geese find their way here . only the goofiest cats have the heart and soul needed to stay . are YOU ready for the bearsintreesofficial tumblr experience?

[stupidfuckingquestions]

[zebablah-deactivated20160105]

television history

[virginmarx]

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

[real-faker]

there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny

[pityboy]

affirmations for when you have to send emails

[mapsontheweb]

Map depicting which US States legally consider Pluto a planet.

[dragonflyover]

[it-s-about-the-yearning]

This is funny enough on its own but can we talk about illinois please

[pleatedjeans]

35 Tweets Everyone Should’ve Read This Week

[kaijuno]

[misguided-matchmaker]

@aroacedavestrider my dude i cannot in good faith accept these useless geography facts on account of them being iconic, actually

[ruffboi-mags]

oh my god nothing in my imagination could’ve prepared me for market island.

or for this review on google maps:

[aroacedavestrider]

im glad to know my horrible facts are making their rounds and im here with more horrible facts

- the most secluded inhabited island in the world is a place called tristan da cunha. its in the middle of the atlantic ocean at a whopping fucking 1500 miles away from the closest inhabited location (south africa). people just fucking live out there??

- the oldest lake in the world is (probably) lake zaysan in kazahstan. nobodys entirely certain yet but theres evidence that suggests that this is a 65 million year old body of water, meaning theres a lake that exists and can be looked at today that could have had dinosaurs drinking out of it at one point

-the lake immediately following that is confirmed to be at least 25 million years old and thats lake baikal in siberia russia. the bitch is on a continental fault that expands about 2cm per year and as of right now this lake is over a mile deep. the bottom however is FULL of sediment and the actual rift floor is NINE MILES DOWN. this monstrosity of a lake contains literally 20% of the earths nonfrozen fresh water, it has its own unique species of seal, and eventually in millions of years this thing is gonna be an ocean. lake baikal is a baby fucking ocean. its gonna split russias ass in two. i am 100% certain it is sentient

- there is not a single river in saudi arabia and that blows my mind for some reason

- theres whats now considered a lost “eighth continent” thats submerged in the south pacific ocean. the islands of new zealand are the highest peaks of the chunk of continental crust that we now call zealandia. its about half the size of australia and its also connected to other little archipelagos like new caledonia. we found it. old zealand

- the entrance to this fucking ancient bay lake in venezuela (lake maracaibo, over 20 million years old) is the most likely place to get struck by lightning in the world. it gets around 1.2 million lightning strikes per year 

- LAKE HILLIER AUSTRALIA FUCKIGN PINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- and finally. more enclave border bullshit. i told yall about baarle hertog. now look at india and pakistan. i present to you the one and only third order enclave

this . this was a piece of india, surrounded by a piece of bangladesh, surrounded.. by a piece of india….. surrounded by bangladesh . it has since been ceded over to bangladesh but the fact that we allowed this to exist is incredible

anyway do with all that what you will. raise your hand if you can tell this is a fixation of mine

[shitacademicswrite]

sooo….. THIS is Baarle-Hertog:

The wikipedia article names all the enclaves and tells you what the border runs through, including such gems as:

– H7, De Loversche Akkers: Boundary runs through two dwellings, including the middle of one front door (giving it two house numbers: Loveren 2, Baarle-Hertog / Loveren 19, Baarle-Nassau).

– H13, Boschcoven:  Boundary runs through about 20 dwellings.

– H16, Keizershoek - Oordelsche Straat:  Boundary runs through a house and three sheds, with three turning points inside just one shed.

[queer-crusader]

Fun thing about these spots on the Dutch-Belgian border: it was ridiculous during lockdown because our countries had different rules about going into shops. So people would be going into a shop without a mask and someone at the till would have to be like “excuse me, isle seven is in Belgium please put on your mask or I have to kick you out” it was so funny and stupid

[funny-tik-toks]

[misomeru]

[shitzpostz]

[faulknerart]

Do you READ or WRITE fanfiction?

Then I need your help for my grad dissertation!

Who I am: Emily Faulkner, MSc student at Robert Gordon University

I’m studying: The information-seeking behaviours of fanfiction communities and their applicability to libraries

Where: https://robertgordonuniversity.onlinesurveys.ac.uk/fanfiction-questionnaire

How long: About 30 mins depending on your fanfic sites

Closes: August 2nd, 2021 noon EST

Open to: adults who read and/or write fanfiction content (fan comics and podfics included)

[hotvampireadjacent]

[objectlessondujour]

The book is 1984, which is neither. It's anti-authoritarian, which tells you a lot.

[musicalsilence]

Ya know, sometimes I wish the joke *didn’t* write itself.

[honeymooncupid]

Dont be afraid to take up space, you deserve every inch of it.

[i-ship-it-verymuch]

Johann knew neither “my immortal” nor “none pizza left beef” and I guess I’m gonna have to break up now

[astrotheyge]

[astrotheyge]