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[theglamorousferal]

Op turned off reblogs and said we can save and repost, so here ya go!

[just-another-cat-blog]

pride month!!!

[lemonsharks]

Is that a miette?

[jeanjauthor]

Pride for you!  Pride for a thousand years!!

[lost-and-cursed]

you COME OUT to miette? you come out to her as queer? oh! oh! pride for mother! pride for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

[cryotrash]

Did you know that most plot holes can be fixed by making your characters canonically stupid

"This doesn't make any sense, why would he ever-" my man hasn't stumbled onto a thought in years

[moldsporr]

>Be me

>Make bowl of panda express leftovers

>Chow down on 2/3rds of it before father calls you over to show you memes

>Leave bowl unattended

>Laugh about memes for a good ten minutes

>Return to room

>??Bat? In bowl? ?

>Don't have anything to grab bat with that are bite proof

>Offer bat the head of the Winston Churchill marble bust to climb onto

>Bat does so

>Slowly carry Churchill and the bat to the window

>Bat won't let go of Churchill

>Pry bat off of him with nearby plastic skeleton hand

>Bat sits on windowsill for a second before flying off into the night

[moldsporr]

Artists interpretation

[moldsporr]

We gotta shoot lower this is at best a 30 note post

[stardustdiver]

@creatures-in-posts

[creatures-in-posts]

Creature spotted!

[i-shxtpost]

*You are the Reason by Calum Scott playing*

“I'd climb every mountain

And swim every ocean

Just to be with you-”

Me: wow, that gotta be at least 7-

My sister at the same time: that’s a lot of sharks...

[i-shxtpost]

No- yeah, they’re best friends.

Just the best friends- doing friend stuff...

like basically living together- and eyeing each other. 👀

Definitely

just friends.

The bestest friends to ever friend.

They’re obviously just friends-

nothing more... just friends

That show ✨physical affection✨ and ✨comfort✨ each other 24/7 even when working together

But- they- they’re

Obviously just best friends...

😩🥲🤡

[dominacetrix]

Saw someone on Reddit asking what the requirements are for going to the library. Not to get a card and check stuff out. Just to hang out there. I don't mean to make fun of the poster for not knowing. I blame capitalism and the reduction of third spaces for making the idea of being able to just exist in a free public space seem like a strange concept to people. Anyway. This inspired a meme.

[catchymemes]

[frontmansdefender]

“How’s life?”

Me:

[syrenki]

your daughter is a pleasure to have on the dashboard

[bismuth-soup]

Reblog if prev is a pleasure to have on the dashbord

[californian-sunflower]

“Scoliodentosaurophobia” is a specific fear of lizards. “Herpetaphobia” is a fear of reptiles, but more accurately snakes and lizards. 

SEE THERE IS A REAL PHOBIA FOR IT!… some people didn’t believe me… haha 

[bloodybellycomb]

All of tumblr the second it becomes march

[i-like-to-cry]

GO FERB GO!!!🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

[sundermunder]

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!

[brightwanderer]

[teeelsie-posts]

not a lot of things tickle me but this absolutely did

[theartofangirling]

I’ve been waiting a year to post this

[rotmance-deactivated20210324]

i feel these needed to be compiled. feel free to add more genre related posts in the notes if you want

[drumandbassdoll-deactivated2023]

[powersnuffgirls]

[juxhex]

[asingularcanadian]

[karnalesbian]

[bromojumbo]

[carnival-phantasm]

[paranoidgemsbok]

[d-racu1a]

[paranoidgemsbok]

[sstrange-cloudss]

[5weekdays]

[sp1resong]

[izzybellgee]

[bananafofana-split-lady]

[oceanabylonianshell-deactivated]

Reblog for a miracle to happen tonight

[gemike]