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Not a man, a woman, or non binary, but a secret fourth thing (a muppet)
"This was never your challenge, and I have won."
"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there
me going home after a long day to see my husband (he is fictional)
No Hats! >:(
No Hats! >:(
I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.
I loathe my job and need a new one. I need all the help I can get.
I loathe my job and
need a new one. I need all
the help I can get.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
You know, it's okay if you're not feeling okay. Your f/o will be there for you, though they won't try to convince you to smile or give suggestions on what to do, because that's not what you need right now. They know you don't need positivity forced onto you in this moment. Right now, you need them. Even if it's just being snuggled up with them in complete silence, they're okay with that.
After all, they want to make sure you'll be okay, even if there's no more they can do but be there for you. Because their love for you is as genuine as the warmth from the sun.
sam, reading bilbo’s book: “well now, i’m sure he had a very nice voice, but that’s hardly a reason to go on an adventure with someone you just met”
sam: turns page to an illustration of thorin, with his dark hair and blue eyes
sam: “understandable, good for you mister bilbo”
AI won’t replace people because i just found out someone wrote a fic in which hobbits hibernate and bilbo forgot to tell this to the dwarves AND THEY BURIED HIM ALIVE AND HE HAS TO CRAWL OUT OF HIS GRAVE
TECHNOLOGY ENTHUSIASTS TELL ME HOW WOULD A MACHINE BE ABLE TO REPLICATE SOMETHING THIS UNHINGED I - -
i love how Gandalf invested in Hobbits in year one and has been pushing them ever since. Thorin, i hear you need help with a breaking and entering. Can I recommend one of these little cunts? Silent as fuck, trust me. Elrond my dude i know you're skeptical but these four chucklefucks just transported a weapon of mass destruction all the way here. Theoden, you've gotta get yourself a hobbit man, I've got a spare one here. Denathor you big prick, take a hobbit - literally this is the bottom of the range but listen to him sing. Beautiful little bastard.
u guys were like "ohh no more trance" so I decided instead to make more trance and make it even louder and heavier
U mean… i have the ability to make trans woman go outside?
I worry. I mean, little things bother me. I'm a worrier. I mean, little insignificant details - I lose my appetite. I can't eat. My wife, she says to me, "You know, you can really be a pain."
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the lieutenant's patience wears thin...