Not Shit

[i-wont-be-hostile]

Life’s been hard

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

the world was so much darker before i tasted flesh

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

just so we’re clear, this was a post about the first time i sucked a dick.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

This post was two consecutive sucker punches to the face.

[curiooftheheart]

Really three because I also had to read OP’s name

[g0d-of-thunder]

[unseelie]

i am sitting on the couch, i hear tapping on the door behind me, i turn around and see this

what do i do

[unseelie]

he is here….

[narcissus-thee-squeekual]

i still lose it every time i see this post because someone let a fucking goose into their house just because tumblr said to and if that doesn’t perfectly define all of our experiences on this shitty excuse for a website i dont know what does  

[catchymemes]

[jigglypuffsvevo]

[unaverage-confessions]

Therapist: “Are you experiencing any suicidal thoughts?”

Me:

[cheaphalloweencostume]

me: I should do laundry

my brain: you should die

me: touché

[make--it--gayer]

This made me choke 💀

[te5seract]

Odyssey, Two Medicine Sunrise & Montan-O-Lantern by Peter Coskun

[yasakajinjya]

[weloveshortvideos]

[weepycat]

The buildup of this video compared the seconds-long vine that’s usually passed around made this fucking clip 100x funnier

[whitepeopletwitter]

[oddgay-deactivated20190317]

Henry really sNAPPED

[stimman3000]

.

[american-attraction-deactivated]

@sunnfl0w3er @halleluciferxx @makem3abirdd

[dadhopper-deactivated20171203]

She’s so broke

[charlixcxfan420]

im not even gonna ask who bc i already know its me

[aaliyah-apollonia-deactivated20]

I don’t give a fuck about Netflix!!

I’m here to get nutted in. I’m a grown ass woman.

Put it in.

[aaliyah-apollonia-deactivated20]

It’s 1:11am and I’m up breastfeeding for the 3rd time

Don’t fuckin listen to me. Just watch the movie

[00incognegro-deactivated2021041]

Life comes at you fast

[terefah]

i’m saving my brain for special occasions. if i use it every day it’ll get dirty