[gffa]

Dooku, Obi-Wan, & Anakin Lineage…..             aka   C r a n k y   S i t h   G r a n d p a   a n d   h i s   L i t t l e   S h i t   G r a n d k i d s

Family is fighting, yelling, roasting each other and just straight up KICKING EACH OTHER.

[iaearcanvennamar]

From this pattern:

*PLEASE NOTE - THIS LISTING IS FOR A CROCHET PATTERN NOT THE FINISHED ITEM.* Whether you're stuck in a trash compactor or craving a Womp Rat

[alloverthegaf]

aight fuckers I’m doing it I’m spending a full $4 to watch the first lotr movie, for the first time

[alloverthegaf]

so like I get, you know, power and malice and cruelty were ‘poured’ into the rings, but like. what did they actually put in those things. what fuckin gold gives a ring malice. why did the elves only get three.

[alloverthegaf]

holy shit it’s Agent Smith with pointy ears

[alloverthegaf]

this ring was made of weet-bix and nutri grain

[alloverthegaf]

it was in this moment, when all hope was lost, that issieldor-whoever took up his father’s sword -

[alloverthegaf]

I’M SORRY BUT I’M LAUGHING THE RING GIVES THE BIG BAD GUY LIKE DARK MAGIC AND A DEMON ARMY TO CONTROL BUT EESEELDOOR PUTS IT ON AND HE JUST TURNS INVISIBLE

[alloverthegaf]

holy shit I just experienced seven and a half minutes of introductory exposition by a mysterious lady who apparently thinks VERY little of hobbits

[alloverthegaf]

omg is this WHOLE movie exposition

[alloverthegaf]

it has been remarked by some that a hobbit’s only real passion

is for food

FOOD

[alloverthegaf]

a wizard is never late

says Ian McKellan, wishing he was Julie Andrews, Queen of Genovia

[alloverthegaf]

I know absolutely nothing about either of these two but I already fucking love their relationship it’s beautiful

[alloverthegaf]

OH SO BILBO’S THE FUCK THAT CAUSED ALL THOSE JUMP SCARES

[alloverthegaf]

oh shit son he’s got the ring and the golem voice

[alloverthegaf]

okay so that’s pretty fucking cute

[alloverthegaf]

apparently every hobbit has an instinctual urge to hug Ian McKellen and honestly? same

[alloverthegaf]

holy shit guys I’m not even 20 minutes in I’m gonna have to make multiple posts

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[siancrosslinisback-deactivated2]

Watching OP stumble ass over teakettle in love with this movie is amazing and these posts made my week

[obiwanskenobi]

@pendragonness

[jezi-belle]

Please read all of these if you have time, it is a HOOT

[yesterdaysprint]

Good Morning by the Daily Mirror, England, April 4, 1944

[eldamaranquendi]

MiddleEarth` cups by https://www.instagram.com/oschaslings/

p.s. “Mom? Mom! I need it!!!”

[wastelesscrafts]

10 Ways To Make DIY Fabric Flowers - Sew Historically

DIY fabric flowers are easy and fun to make. All the following DIY fabric flowers are made without glue! And six of them are even historical

DIY fabric flowers

Fabric flowers are a great stash buster! Use them as accessories, to decorate your home, or to spruce up your clothes.

Check out these 10 ways to make DIY fabric flowers by Sew Historically to find out how to get started.

(Image source) [ID: text: "10 ways to make DIY fabric flowers. Historical tutorials. No glue. www.sewhistorically.com." The text is surrounded by eight different types of fabric flowers.]

[tolkienillustrations]

The Grey Havens by Alan Lee

‘Well, here at last, dear friends, on the shores of the Sea comes the end of our fellowship in Middle-earth. Go in peace! I will not say: do not weep; for not all tears are an evil.’

[iaearcanvennamar]

[myrkvidrs]

Silmarillion paintings by Grrrod ► Nargothrond Speedpaint ► Scathe of Nargothrond ► Shadowed Land Avathar ► Fortress Udun ► Akallabeth ► Ruins of Gondolin

[ruched]

Blyagoz Zulifa

[maralulu]

Su embroidery, originating in Suzhou, China

[earendil-was-a-mariner]

Ironic that Bilbo is so annoyed with the Sackville-Bagginses for stealing from him and trying to evict him from his house, when his whole adventure involves stealing from someone and evicting them from their house.  

[avengerwho-deactivated20190925]

To be fair, he was essentially helping someone else get rid of their own Sackville-Bagginses

[brawltogethernow]

This is an absolutely world-rocking take on narrative parallels in The Hobbit. Like why yes those were equally petty property disputes, and your point?

[pulmonary-poultry]

Thorin: “The dragon Smaug is terrible beast who has invaded our home and taken the heirlooms of our people as his loot.”

Bilbo: *remembering the last time Lobelia Sackville-Baggins was in his house* “I know the type.”

[kyraneko]

“Smaug is basically an unusually large Sackville-Baggins” is not the take I expected from the Tolkien fandom today, but it absolutely fits.

(I am also sad that even if Bilbo had called Smaug a Sackville-Baggins to his face, Smaug would lack the background information to know just how he was being insulted.)

[singelisilverslippers]

Bilbo, facing down Morgoth Bauglir at the Dagor Dagorath: “You broke into the House of Fëanor and stole his gems, which he and his sons cared about very much. I would expect such behaviour from a Sackville Baggins, not one of the Powers of Arda.”

[vardasvapors]

#bilbo being at dagor dagorath shouting that the house of feanor deserves their rights so so fucking funny #its as if you told me Paddington was at agincourt raging in defense of the plantagenets (via @mahaulendil)

[maedhrosrussandol]

Well this made my day. Bilbo a Fëanorion defender.

[ominouscorvid]

incredibly good photo of little rats, with ancient greek particles to learn

[iaearcanvennamar]

There’s progress!

[captaingondolin]

astromechs don’t actually beep, artoo and bb-8 just swear all the time and have to be bleeped out. that’s why d-o can talk. he’s a good boy who has never said fuck in his LIFE

artoo at any given time during the entire saga

[echo-bleu]

The tapestries made by the Aubusson manufacture based on the art of JRR Tolkien are currently exhibited at the Collège des Bernardins in Paris until May. @actual-bill-potts and I went there yesterday, they're so beautiful!!

These are all handmade tapestries, each is based on a Tolkien artwork (the Rivendell one has the facsimile on the right for scale).

Under the cut: group ID and bonus details

ID: 7 photos of the tapestries, which are each about 3m high, located in a 13th century monastery. The first is the map of middle earth, the others are illustrations Tolkien made of his books. The bonus photos below are details of the tapestries.

[boromirs]

Bilbo Baggins as requested by lady-carvenstone