Too Young to Take over, Too Old to Ignore

conquering the world one day at a time

[formerlymaustown]

@yeahitsak

[iam-mrs-nesbitt]

I have a friend who’s dad follows me on Twitter and Twitter is literally my shitpost central where I’m brutally honest and uncensored and I posted about booking an appt with my OBGYN and he liked it and it makes me feel uncomfortable

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

So I was once actually collecting data in a frozen river, and another guy fell in, filled up his waders and everything. He was wearing cotton (we were floored), and I had the car keys so I was like “alright, I’ll walk you back to the car to make sure you’re okay. Then you can strip down in there and get the heat going. There’s a blanket to wrap up in.” And he looked at me like I was insane. He said, “what? I’m fine.” I informed him that actually, if he stayed outside in subzero temperatures, soaking wet, in cotton, he was Licherly going to Freeze To Death, and he was like, “it’s not the 1800s lmao.”

And then while the guy in charge Forced him to go back to the car and strip, I had to stand there in a frozen river absolutely bewildered by the implication that a Wildife Biologist thought hypothermia is like, an old timey disease that people stopped getting at some point.

[normal-horoscopes]

WHAT DOES HE KNOW THAT WE DONT

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

Vampire spending his current life as a wildlife biologist almost blows his cover when he forgets that humans often perish from Cold and Wet Syndrome.

[theoreticalpermaculture]

[sunkeepersolarpunkmusic]

Leaving this for myself if not others because someday I want to be able to grow my own food

[grilledcheese-samwich-deactivat]

finals

[justdoitdaily-fitblr]

im actually speechless

[sonianeverlime-deactivated20150]

I actually did this for math finals

[marvilcomicsrock-blog]

For my English essay we were allowed a sheet of notes so I literally spent a week developing THE perfect essay and then summarising each paragraph into one line of shorthand in tiny writing 100%, A*

[rhdcarts]

in US Government last year our teacher said we could have one notecard to use as a cheat sheet and gave us a whole packet (meaning like 10 pages) of things that would be on our test. he said, and i quote, “there is no way to fit everything youre going to need on there so you better study”  i fit every last piece of info on that card and didnt study at all i got an a

moral of the story: dont tell me what i can and cannot do

[locomania22]

before my midterm in Modern Physics, my teacher told us a story about how one kid kept switching glasses during an exam. he walked over and the kid had red glasses and blue glasses and kept switching between them because he wrote his notecard in red and blue ink. he made a 3d note card.

[xiphoidprocess]

y’all do realize, that with the intense effort it takes to plan and create these sheets, that you’re studying, right? you’re totally studying. love, a TA.

[college-survivalguide]

The best way to study even if you can’t bring a cheat sheet is to make a cheat sheet and write everything you would write on one if you could have one. It’s an awesome method!

[hogwartsaheadcanon]

‘but what you’re doing here is studying. its still studying, that exact thing you didnt want to do before…?’

‘yeah but see this is powered by hubris and spite, so like… it’s better’

[catchymemes]

[cute-animals-only]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[sayonarabanana]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[inkymelon]

[PLEASE DO NOT REPOST THIS]

The other MaiLee drawing that has been sitting in my files for over a year now.

[iam-mrs-nesbitt]

Lol sometimes I think about how I thought I was straight when my first year of acting school I did a farce scene with an NB where we got tangled up in sex toys “practicing” for my new boyfriend (fictional scenario but I did get roped and handcuffed to them and I honestly don’t remember if a strap was involved what the actual fuck was I thinking)

Yeah straight my ass

Also our teacher was a perv and got fired a few years later anyways

[girlboy2000]

ALL LGBTQ+ PEOPLE ARE VALID! 

I want to make more of these because there are so many different identities that I obviously didn’t include on this one, so send me a message or an ask with ones I should include on the next one! 

(pt. 2  pt. 3  pt. 4)

[hazy-october]

[headeyy-deactivated20190602]

cherry lips, crystal skies, i could show you incredible memes

[jonesandbennett]

Why are colds like

One Nostril: I’m cool

Other Nostril: They have taken the bridge and the second hall. We have barred the gates but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes, drums… drums in the deep. We cannot get out. A shadow lurks in the dark. We can not get out… they are coming.

[sakiye]

No thoughts. Only Kuvira

[highladyluck]

I spend a lot of time lurking on the Kuvira tag and I’m glad all of us collectively share one braincell, which just loops “WHY THE FUCK IS KUVIRA SO HOT” over and over