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How To ADHD:

1. Be forgetful.

2. Always have a song stuck in your head.

3. Always sing said song aloud in random places.

4. Make sure to lose things!

5. Get your words mixed up so you can create cool, new ones that no one will question.

6. Don’t forget to walk into the kitchen when your trying to go to the bathroom.

7. Zone out of boring, unimportant lectures about your future.

8. Walk into walls, doors, windows and fridges intentionally while thinking about lunch.

9. Forget about lunch.

10. It’s always important to do multiple things badly when your trying to finish your homework; you can definitely concentrate on your homework what your favourite tv show is playing.

11. Putting your shoes on the wrong feet is super cool and useful.

12. Forget everything you’ve just read.

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ADHD Meds tip that my psych suggested:

When you get your new prescription, put seven days worth of pills in another container (maybe an old one) lablled ‘order more’ so that you know when you need to crack into the ‘order more’ bottle you have to order your next prescription! Store them next to each other. This means as long as you do it, you won’t leave it too late (and have to go without meds while waiting for the prescription and pharmacy order, which can take up to a week!).

Here’s mine:

I wrote the email address that I need to order my next lot of meds from on the bottle, so I don’t have the excuse of losing the email address!

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My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey, I am afraid

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crack-lindsay

All hope is lost so quickly I can’t stop laughing.

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Some examples of why the Oxford comma is generally a good idea

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Please don’t let the Oxford comma die. If you were apathetic about it before, I think this will help you understand why it is necessary.

azriona

On the other hand, these sentences are pure gold.

macdoesit

This is how I celebrate Marriage Equality

transwolvie

send this to your crush with no context

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I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.

moonblossom

I’ve watched this for like a dozen loops and I still crack up every time

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im screaming once I was just staring at myself for 5 minutes convincing myself that i wasnt that drunk then i threw up and was like must of been the food i ate