I am a green turtle

[drememoto]

sometimes you look at someone’s art and you know EXACTLY what’s going on and you’re like

[drememoto]

(I would like to emphasize the “non-judgemental” portion of the caption)

[madnessbrainworms]

two different but very similar energies

[burgerdotcom]

reblogs were off

[teathattast]

[dogpuppy]

[ceruleanheaven]

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

[ceruleanheaven]

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

[ceruleanheaven]

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

[beepathan]

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

[tahthetrickster]

[nuffnotsaid]

World's most dysfunctional polycule

[haruki-stars]

them

[dvandom]

(For those not familiar with it, the middle logo is for DownDetector.)

[cb-writes-stuff]

Your [tumblr] Wrapped

You made poasts. yuo freak

[dresdencodak]

DC Minis #06 - Dark Science High School (Part 3)

The multi-part high school AU yuri manga continues, now with Korean lunches and teens who are definitely drinking coffee (Vonnie).

(part 1)

(part 2)

[iamagreenturtle]

Listen, I've loved this since part one. You can't keep selling me. This is structural for me now. I don't know how much more I can handle.

[pepsimaxolotl]

Impressed by new roommate today by showing them the gromit mug, the gromit mug mug, and then the gromit mug mug mug

[pepsimaxolotl]

For reference

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.

that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hey anon

please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation

[shock]

if fallout 76 really is a world where “every character is a real person” & there’s no NPCs im making it my civic duty to be like this lowly tavern barkeep and then once i’ve established enough of a rapport i’m going to nuke all of west virginia and it will be in character 

[b0gchamp-deactivated20230613]

someone help where’s the screenshot of some post somewhere about the mmo player who barkept for a longass time then fucked absolutely everyone over

[yessica-k]

This one?

[asteroidtroglodyte]

[beardedmrbean]

[geyfrog]

The first rule of cable management is "out of sight, out of mind"

[geyfrog]

The second rule of cable management is that all true art is provocative. If zero people want to kill you over it, it's not good art.

[gigglepuffpixie]

S'ghetti Closet

[existennialmemes]

It's Autumn, which means if I make a Big Pot of Soup it will Fix Everything. No one fact check me on this. We need to let the soup speak for itself.

[firewirecompatible]

purity seal that just says "FUCK IT WE BALL" for the entire length of the parchment paper

[garfield-2-on-blueray]

Took about a month but here it is! Maybe I’ll make a longer one at some point, but I think this’ll do for now

[firewirecompatible]

oh my god it's exactly what i saw in my mind