i am at0m.

we do what we must, because we can. older than you. that should be enough. he/they. baltimore. check the pinned post.

[iamat0m]

If you follow me and have an empty blog, I'm going to assume you're a bot and block you, sorry not sorry.

If you're wondering why I have so many check marks, it's because I wanted the full rainbow, and wanted to support business practices that I think are harmless. And to dump on the bird site. And because I really like high quality copper. And crabs. And rainbows.

If you're checking my profile for an explicit age so you can verify I'm an adult:

1) Yes, I'm an adult.

2) No, I'm not going to tell you my exact age.

3) What you're doing is a fool's errand. There is absolutely nothing stopping anyone from putting literally anything in their header. Yes, that includes minors saying they're 18 when they're actually underage. And vice versa for that matter.

An important addition:

4) You're not entitled to any information about anyone you run into. Not on the Internet, and not in real life, either. Walking up to a stranger on the street and then demanding to know their assigned gender at birth, their sexuality, their age, their weight, their mental health diagnoses or anything else is fucked up. Why would you think it's ok to do it here?

[bogleech]

We should fix this and start saying "stupible"

[depsidase]

[the-acid-pear]

I was gonna complain like that Tumblr isn't sending notifications well bc I'm posting a lot and getting 0 notes (and because it gave me ghost notes + failed me a few minutes ago) but I realized I sound like the old man going to fix his phone bc his grandkids don't call him 😭

[the-acid-pear]

[evilwizard]

say no more

[sunfortune]

do u ever just take off your glasses bc youre tired of seeing things

[yuriwinged]

the prince has begun practicing curtseying in the mirror. which could mean nothing.

[heydocverdant]

we have good news and bad news, my liege. the good news is that we now know what that curtsying was about: you will be pleased to know that, after several heartfelt conversations between your child, the court jesters and a myriad of singing woodland creatures, you are now the parent of a proud and joyful new princess. the bad news is that, due to a series of events related to the dragon-sized hole in her bedchamber wall,

[illmoraineakoi]

I love the insinuation that the second the princess realized she was a girl and thus actually a princess, the dragon was there. That thing wasted no time. It heard "princess" and was like "I need no further invitation, here I come."

Gender affirmed by Dragon. Amazing.

[heydocverdant]

pretty sure you’re literally the only person who understood my vision on this accursed post

[tpwrtrmnky]

The satirical research field "parachute use to prevent death and major trauma" is such a goldmine. The two major publications

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC300808/

and

https://www.bmj.com/content/363/bmj.k5094

are pretty much perfect satire of the way pseudo-skeptics dismiss domain experts and demand "hard evidence" in the form of exclusively flawless double-blind controlled studies, while clearly demonstrating that they have no idea what that entails, or what the limitations of RCTs are.

[anarchqueen]

wild way to say "kill yourselves"

[tpwrtrmnky]

But the randomized control trial that was actually performed (second link) found no evidence that parachutes prevent mortality! (because they could only recruit people willing to jump off small, landed aircraft)

[ramshacklefey]

Okay wait how did you leave out:

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a medical intervention justified by observational data must be in want of verification through a randomised controlled trial.

[ramshacklefey]

Salt levels critical.

The relevance to parachute use is that individuals jumping from aircraft without the help of a parachute are likely to have a high prevalence of pre-existing psychiatric morbidity. Individuals who use parachutes are likely to have less psychiatric morbidity and may also differ in key demographic factors, such as income and cigarette use. It follows, therefore, that the apparent protective effect of parachutes may be merely an example of the “healthy cohort” effect.

[reckless-glitch]

[ramblingandpie]

[Video description: Gritty is turning the crank on a flagpole to raise the Progress Pride Flag. He gesticulates angrily that the flag is not blowing in the wind, then gestures offscreen. The flag begins blowing. As Gritty begins raising the flag more, the camera pans out to show a man in a suit and sunglasses, looking like a stern Secret Service agent, is holding a leafblower that points at the flag. End description.]

[emziess]

“Understand,” he says. “I am here (Tau Ceti) forty-six years.” “Forty-six years?!” I gasp. “Earth years?!” “I am here forty-six Earth years, yes.”

Page 283 - Project Hail Mary By Andy Weir Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller inspo below the cut

[roaldamundsen]

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

[roaldamundsen]

?

[roaldamundsen]

can people stop saying insane things on this post

[immortalbeingz]

[blood-orange-juice-deactivated2]

[daphneorsmthng]

[lgbtlaughs]

ACT UP, 1990

[asexualbookbird]

it's one sinus cavity michael, how much mucus could it create

[sepdet]

[she-ramen]

the she-ra reboot makes this video relevant again which means we are in the best timeline

[she-ramen]

the kids these days dont know this masterpiece…they will learn

[logan-exe]

the Masters of the Universe remake makes this video relevant again which means we are in the best timeline

[daysleftofsecondterm]

Tried to reblog this post:

but Tumblr refused to let me for some reason.

Anyway, I’ll just show you what I tried to write here:

[thatoddboy]

Also, this is not a hypothetical.

This is a real scenario that is happening now

[daysleftofsecondterm]

Which is why people whose brains literally cannot let them lie need a way to hack the meat computer to keep people alive

[slutmeopen]

Hi