Completely Random

Clumsy. Reader. Cartoons. Horribly awkward.

[helloitsbees]

modern art

[harrie-cc]

THE JARDANE

The JARDANE is a 51 piece custom content collection by @felixandresims & @harrie-cc, which focuses on the garden of your sims’ home.  

Of course like every other collab the name requires a little explanation..Firstly its pronounced Jar-Dane, you know like the container for jam & that guy that you used to go to school with. Its also our very butchered pronunciation of the French word Jardin, which means garden in English. Because we are such classy chicks we obviously fluently speak French…NOT!  

The set comprises of everything you will need to transform your garden into an extension of your home. This set enables you to live, eat, dine, play & entertain in your outdoor space. Of course like all of our other collabs, we are sure you will find a use for the majority of these items in other areas of the home too.  

Highlights of the set include a new kitchen set (easily combinable with the KICHEN), living & dining room sets. And don’t forget that obligatory picnic bench that we all expect to see in every EA release too! However, unfortunately we didn’t have enough time to make an outdoor toilet too 😜

As always there are matching wood tones & swatch colours all over the place too!  

The items are Base Game compatible, with the exception of 2 items:  Water slide requires Backyard SP Paddling Pool requires Seasons

To easily find all of the items in the set, just search with the keyword JARDANE in the build/buy catalogue.  

Don’t forget to tag us in all your amazing build creations that you do using our cc 

Available now on Patreon early access

Public release follows on 4th October

[thatsthat24]

A Reliable Test 👽

[approach]

[heurrs]

Mammen Dressers & some clutter

Are now available for download! The dressers are available in two versions, a four and a five drawer one, and they both come in four swatches. A table lamp  and a small alarm clock are also included. Enjoy!

Mammen Dresser - four drawer version DOWNLOAD - (Sim File Share)

Mammen Dresser - five drawer version DOWNLOAD - (Sim File Share)

Journey SHY1 Table Lamp - six swatches DOWNLOAD - (Sim File Share)

Habitables Alarm Clock - thirteen (!) swatches DOWNLOAD - (Sim File Share)

[greenllamas]

COMING THIS MONTH: May

Each hair will be released for everyone on the dates below each hair and a week earlier for all of my patrons!

Early access to hair 1 is now available for all patrons

[whitepeopletwitter]

[annoyinger]

me, when I see a dog:

[edromyheart]

[killedbyanacorn]

[wizard-of-the-cave]

[thenotoriousscuttlecliff]

[queen-scribbles]

[matt-ruins-your-shit]

All great suggestions 

[kryptonians]

[heatandapathy]

This post gets better every time I see it

[hogwartzlou]

you can tell a lot about someone based on their phone background. it shows what’s most important to them

[uss-clairvoyant]

Reblog this and put what your phone background in the tags

[brimalandro]

i think about this a lot

[dashaibo]

The guy got his life and career destroyed by his divorce, cut him some slack.

[ninja-pyro]

he was also sexually assaulted by a man who could destroy his career

[ima-fuckingt4ble]

protect him

[unlimited-shitpost-works-deacti]

reblog if the man on the right is just as beautiful as the man on the left

[konigstigerr]

people grow old? like, that’s a thing that happens? leave my guy alone.

[rikzpt-deactivated20191229]

This man deserves everything let him he happy

[rikzpt-deactivated20191229]

Ok… This is what happened to Fraser

-His wife ditched him and asked for 900k a year,

-He was sexually assaulted which he said kicked him into a deep depression

-He stated that the stunts from the 3rd Mummy movie completely destroyed his body and he was in and out of the hospital for 7 years even having to get surgery to repair his vocal cords.

-He apparently blamed himself for all this which only worsened his depression.

This man has literally been through hell this past decade so please lets cut him some slack and wish him the best

[kakaphoe]

All this but also that picture on the right is a really bad paparazzi photo compared with a professional quality movie promo still. No one looks good when some random person snaps you on the street, regardless of who you are.

Compare with this image from the GQ article last February:

Proper lighting, professional setting, good angles etc.

The dude is 49 and has had a rough couple of decades, but he’s still lovely to look at, and I’ll fight anyone who says otherwise.

[dreaming-yeen]

Plus, now he’s in Doom Patrol, which makes me happy af.

[lessonsintrance]

And let’s not forget he was probably slightly to severely dehydrated to look that buff in he first photo. And I’m so pleased he got work again he seems like a good sort, and from the stealth pilot in Titans, Doom Patrol looks like it should be good.

[asubmissiveview]

It shouldn’t even matter what he’s been through. Body shaming of ANYONE is wrong.

[theladyjanedoe-deactivated20221]

ALL OF THIS

Plus

2019 Brendan is still slaying, so btfu

[simiperfect]

This post keeps getting better and I’m here for it

[velvet74sub]

I love this whole thread

[watart]

The last time I saw this it was only at the first ‘cut him some slack’ part and it just progressively gets better each time.

[lnnea]

Okay so Norway is like such an odd country cause like listen to this

Norwegians consume 9% of all Pepsi max produced

Norwegians eat the second most tacos in the world, just after Mexico

Norwegians drink the second most coffee in the world, just after USA

Norwegians read the second most comic books in the world, just after japan

There are only 5 million people in Norway

[decepticonsensual]

And apparently they are having an AMAZING time.

[writing-prompt-s]

“Dad, why aren’t we allowed to go outside?” your daughter asks one day. But she already knows. There is no outside anymore.

[the-very-essence]

then why the fuck did she ask

[writing-prompt-s]

hmmmmmm…..

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

Sis lives for drama… fuckin virgo

[incorrect-lore-olympus]

Hades: I expected better of you.

Minthe: Well that's your fault, I got nothing to do with that.

[writing-prompt-s]

You recently found out that you are, in fact, immortal when you leave the scene of an incident that should have easily killed you. Upon doing some research, you find that you are not the only one, and there is a group of immortals that gathers and sticks together, helping each other keep their secret through forging birth and death certificates. You decide to head to a meeting of this group. You’re told that the leader is the oldest of the immortals, having been born in the 8th century, but, that he’s running late. The meeting starts, and about an hour in to sharing your story of immortality and listening to the stories of other immortals, the door opens and in comes the leader of the group, or, as you know him, Keanu Reeves.

[ourstrangeduet]

me: I dont wanna like…… do things……..

My psychologist: You have to, do things

me: 

[south-flying-sparrow-archive]

valkyrie: no i don’t know, how do i flirt with her?

skulduggery: some people find lip biting pretty attractive, try that?

[later]

valkyrie: [bites lip]

militsa, muffled: why are you biting my lip